I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

This episode is the fastest way to make me cry, hands down.

I see you shiver with antici

Literally every car in the left lane, directly in front of me.

It’s not a puma!

I love this show. The characters and writing are great and the 80's to early 90's backdrop is perfect for showing the accelerated evolution of the information age. It also has one of the best intros ever created.

I don’t understand why most cars aren’t made in colors like this. (OK, I do, but every manufacturer should provide a least a couple fun colors.)

Any shitty road in mind you’d like to see overhauled?

Concrete paving only. No more blacktop.

Neutral: Any road eligible for funding in the state of Michigan.

I can’t wait for the overly emotional background stories showing how the esports players overcame adversity.

No android? GTFO!

Programmers are very creative. They’re just normally geared towards coming up with creative ways to make things more efficient, not necessarily more enjoyable.

Vandalism? Unless it’s outright forbidden on the lease, which you as a landlord get to write up, it’s just damages associated with living there. That’s what security deposits are a for and that’s why you have renters sign a fucking contract to ensure they treat your property the way you want it treated

I’m a landlord. As long as you would be willing to repair it all when you are done (or forfeit your security deposit if not), I’m perfectly fine with whatever temporary damage you want to do on my property. It’s my job to give you a livable place, and that’s pretty much it. I don’t have to be the fun police.

God. That attitude. Sorry bro that a relatively large American city didn’t cater to your “hundreds of thousands of dollars”. I mean sure it’s less than Knoxville likely takes in during a Men’s BB game (much less a football home game) but they should get right on supporting out of state jackasses who come to break the…

Can’t red about Red Alert without listening to the Hell March.

Still valid...

Hey man, it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Also, it might interest you to know that old New York was once New Amsterdam. Why'd they change it? I can't say. People just liked it better that way.

I think Constantinople was an interesting city, especially in terms of verticality, but the game attempts to draw things out SO LONG that it stops being interesting quickly. The cavecity was a cooler concept, but somehow, they managed to squander it.