Garfield 3. Bill Murray’s become too big to do this anywho. 

That would have required planning out the trilogy in advance instead of having a vague idea of a story and letting people add stuff willy nilly as they went along. 

Wait ten years from now when the then 20 somethings start saying this to you about the Harry Potter movies.

Yup. We’re still dealing with those confederate flag fucks, when that should have been driven into the grave along with the confederacy.

I don’t travel frequently, but when I do, I give myself plenty of time to go through an airport’s Checkpoint Charlie. I never go through the backscatter radiation machine. EVER. Mainly due to the fact that the machines have no indication of the type of radiation being used, I have never seen calibration/service…

It’s the elephant in the room that no one’s talking about.

It’s due to her becoming a much worse person for posting selfies of herself riding that damn bike everyday for a year on every social media platform out there, and for all of the friends that she’s lost due to not shutting up about said bike.

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Shit, I had to both write an essay on Fight Club’s lighting and what it meant to the story AND also present an art project that illustrated that point for an art class in college.

Whoops! I thought they had been destroyed during the Great Donut Wars of the 90's. My mistake.

I thought this was going to be news about Papa John’s doing one of the following:

Word. I wouldn’t drive 10 feet for one of those horrible things.

My first thought was, “Sports Illustrated still exists?”

Every customer service agent, waitperson, or anyone who has to ask “Can I get you anything else” has heard all your corny answers.

*nerd glasses on*

That tux he’s wearing looks like someone put an ill-fitting tux on a petulant three year old that doesn’t want to be the ring bearer at the wedding.

Not so.

Since I’m forever grayed out for whatever reason...here’s what I posted:

I suggest you read last year’s Supreme Court decision in the Dynamex case.

Most likely this asshat used the flash on his phone when taking the pictures as well.