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What’s the difference between what Loughlin, et. al. did to get their kids into college, and what the rest of the rich fucks (the Bushs, Trumps, etc.) have done/paid to get their kids into college and ‘graduate’ (ie. pay for a new building at the school so Dummy McDumbshit can have a piece of paper saying that they

Decent? The dude was eating at a Taco Bell.

I feel much dumber after having skimmed this post.

Just out of curiosity, is it now considered comedy to essentially have your whole act revolve around beefs with other people? Because that just seems like bitching about things where the person doing the bitching is the main problem.

Story goes that Gareth Evans visited the set of Dredd while it was in production, ‘borrowed’ the storyline for The Raid’,and made it out to theaters first. 

You need to place an order with Chik-Fil-A (ie. purchase something) to get that ‘free’ sandwich. So, none are ‘free’. 

I’m surprised Scarlett Johansson wasn’t cast for the role.

Murphy does that whole routine in “Raw”, where he talks to Pryor on the phone. 

How about an update on them removing it from their site? 

Huh, wha? Too busy playing Spider-Man to notice...

Sounds like you just need mount Hubert while Cornelius watches.

Vaping is almost certainly less harmful to your health than smoking cigarettes, since it doesn’t contain bits of burned-up tobacco leaf (the cancer-causing “tar” in cigarettes).

Gizmodo needs to start a new file titled “Shit that Wastes Time and has no Relevance to Any Other Shit You’re Interested In” and file your blog posts there.

Uh, Tarantino choked (on film) both Uma Thurman (in Kill Bill) and Diane Kruger (in Inglorious Bastards), and no one bats an eye about that to this day. The people that need to be sharing a cell block with Weinstein should be started with Tarantino.

No worse than this one from Glamour magazine. Seriously, fuck your bullshit capitalization on someone’s death just so you can meet a deadline for an article no one was going to read.

I was thinking, what if ABC had her character killed offscreen (of something that was completely treatable, but now without the ACA she wasn’t covered), and then re-titled the show “Life After Roseanne”. You could keep the cast and show the characters dealing with life after a very negative influence is taken out of

Sorry, I fell asleep midway through your first sentence. Want to fix sports? Make it less boring, and less expensive. Three hour and five hour games are seriously just life-draining events that people don’t care about paying $500 ($800 if you want a beer and pretzel to go with it) to see anymore.

I think you screwed up the Amazon Fire Tablets section by putting in the Comixology text instead.

I think you screwed up the Amazon Fire Tablets section by putting in the Comixology text instead.

Maybe they can put him, Andy Dick, and Rob Schneider together on an island with an unlimited supply of alcohol and drugs, and see who survives and film the results.