What really happens is that we all try to get out as fast as we can, except for the really old dudes. The really old dudes like to walk around very slow, and very naked and trying to pose like Captain Morgan on the bench with their balls hanging to their knees. Occasionally, some idiot tries to dry their balls on the…

Your first point should have been, don’t take a job that you’re not going to like and is in a place that you’re not going to like going to 5 days a week. Because the fact of the matter is we spend a lot of our lives at work, and that’s not going to change unless you’re independently wealthy. So taking a job at a place…

Californian towns don’t get destroyed by earthquakes every year. There’s no earthquake season. The same can’t be said about tornadoes and hurricanes.

And fucking tornadoes. Seriously. How many times do you have to rebuild some shitty little towns before people realize that even Nature is telling you not to live there and to GTFO.

Make sure that you add a lot of scenes that revolve around dick jokes. But make sure to make those scenes not funny at all.

Looks like this movie is mostly made up of dick jokes (considering that the majority of the trailer revolves around three dick joke sequences), which is the exact opposite of 21 Jump Street, which was a fairly smart comedy.

I’m just going to leave this here....

You could have titled this post as “Trump Is An Idiot”, and that would have saved you a whole lot of writing time.

Is this the 22nd version, or the 121st? I need to know because one has 10 sec. of extra unfinished storyboarding in it.

Is this the 22nd version, or the 121st? I need to know because one has 10 sec. of extra unfinished storyboarding in…

Best Buy has (or had, since it’s not showing anymore) a Black Friday deal of a 4K TV and the PS4 Pro for $750. It’s a doorbuster, so that’s the kicker.

Best Buy has (or had, since it’s not showing anymore) a Black Friday deal of a 4K TV and the PS4 Pro for $750. It’s…

This is what people said about Ralph Nader in 2000, too. Yet, everyone has forgotten about Ralph Nader and just repeated the same mistake.

It’s from all the Smug. It’s grown considerably since the tech bros have firmly entrenched themselves into SF.

The Judge Dredd comics had it right, minus the Florida part. Florida is not only a part of the Cursed Earth, it damn near emanates from there.

I really just want to know if we can have the presidential candidates drug tested at an unscheduled time and place, with witnesses to the collection process (ie. no bathroom stall antics). This would save a lot of wasted time, energy, and money.

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick! It’s freakin’ Missouri, people. They shouldn’t even have the right to vote given all the chemical weapons testing we do to the people of that state. I don’t think they even classify as human anymore.

I hesitate to search for ‘black crocs’ for more than just one reason now.

I liked it better when it was known as Babylon 5. ;)

I liked it better when it was known as Babylon 5. ;)

Maybe you can get Chuck E. Cheese and Ruth’s Chris to do a merge.

Well, if you can lose 5 inches off your legs by diet and exercise, you can then be accommodated.