No.

I’m just glad that Forest Whittaker’s costume from Battlefield Earth still fits him. Although I’m disappointed that he isn’t wearing his dreadlocks this time around.

Well this definitely answered the one question I had....I *will* be bringing the flask with me tomorrow night.

Hervey: And then Bea said “That person’s going to go tell everyone that I called her, and no one’s going to believe her.”

You also forgot about the new Warriors stadium that’s supposed to be funded by the General Fund as well.

This was due to the groundskeepers being as bored about this game as the rest of the country is...well, except for Colorado, which doesn’t count anyway.

I didn’t see reading Lifehacker on here.

So you’re saying that my chunky milk from April 13th 2015 is still good?

Or any of Sherman’s rants about any players of opposing teams.

Yeah, I’m sorry, but when you invoke sick children, God, family, etc. about a fucking football game, you’re really the classless piece of shit. The dude in the stand with the flag was trying to rile Cam by taunting him with the flag, and like any football player that’s pumped full of hormones, pain killers, etc., he…

Nah, the guy was being an asshat, and he kept compounding the problem by opening his trap and digging himself further into the hole. It was almost as if he were standing in a hole, reached down and grabbed his ankles, and pulled himself even further into the hole.

The Buddists have a term; Shakubutu. Loosely translated, “A swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.”

I’ve been using the handle ‘daforce’ for over two decades now. When I logged onto my PS3 for the first time, that handle wasn’t available (surprise, surprise). So I ended up with the lame ddb1138. Remember, this was before the prequels squatted over the original trilogy and took a gigantic, watery, dump and Star Wars…

That expandable garden hose is pure crap. It lasts for about 10 uses max before it develops leaks near the nozzle. It’s happened to me, and five other people I know that have bought the damn thing. Just buy a regular hose, and you’ll be fine.

That expandable garden hose is pure crap. It lasts for about 10 uses max before it develops leaks near the nozzle.…

Ah, Sororities and Fraternities...the places where rich sociopaths with no real people skills and no real life experience go to buy ‘friends’. These places were great during the beginning of the last century just like Polio was too. And just like Polio, it’s time for this archaic system to be eradicated from…

“On a long enough timeline, everyone’s survivability rate is zero.” - The Narrator Fight Club

See, I wouldn’t have a problem sleeping in something like these pods if only they didn’t look like wall plots at a cemetery. That’s the only thing that creeps me out.

What’s this ‘journalism’ thing anyway? It’s just blog posts and soft media anyway. No one does any actual research, because that would be too much like work.

Reading overtly long blogposts about nothing that were clearly put together at the last minute, yet were somehow greenlit by the editor for publishing.