A fucking men. None of this instant communication shit for our generation.

I mean, that’s basically how the Council of Nicaea happened.

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

I don’t have any because I was lame and lived at home for school. But I will tell someone else’s story.

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

The materials are better, but this is still pure Teresa Giudice.

I don’t like minimalist interiors, but I think I just changed my mind. That’s a whole lotta ugly.

Where the hell do you stack all the pillows when that place is at maximum occupancy? That’s 20+ pillows clogging up the aisles. It’s a damn fire hazard.

This kind of shit makes my class envy boil up into something ugly. I think: I’m busting my ass, supporting adult parents, and living in a studio. And then I think: billions of people are busting their ass harder than you and definitely don’t have it half as good, so STFU self.

Is there some sort of mathematical equation where the richer the owner, the more garish the interior design?

Individually, each of these rooms are beautiful, though over the top. But I couldn’t fathom living in a space like that. Just too...sterile? It’s like living in a museum.

No, it’s because he has great temperament.

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

Isn’t this dude rich as fuck? Can’t he just give money to their family and be done with it? Sorry but nope still not worth it. If he wants to display compassion he can do so with his own money. To raffle off a chance to punch him in honor of his friend’s memory is pretty par for the course with his tacky ass…

The poll on Pravda.ru had Trump winning the debate 99-1.

I was watching CNN yesterday and a trump surrogate kept insisting Trump won the debate in all the “online polls” and Jake Tapper ran out of patience and was basically like “you know those polls are all nonsense, right? They are more anonymous surveys.”

They did it in kind of a curious way, focusing on all the great American presidents they didn’t support:

Keith and Ron are slowly turning into Statler and Waldorf and I LOVE IT.

I’ve never understood how Bill’s indiscretions have anything to do with Hillary.

I’m sure it was painful enough knowing your spouse had cheated on you, but the extra burden of having it played out on the national stage and dealing with it as gracefully as she did speaks volumes about her. As far as I am concerned,…

To be fair, he wanted it there because it was a convenient place to cheat on his wife.