My favorite moment was when Hillary said Machado is now an American citizen. Trump’s face! He was genuinely surprised, and not in a good way.

I’m 100% sure Kellyanne Conway did her level best to drill into his head how devastating the misogyny is (those ads are killing him), but it just didn’t register. He doesn’t seem to understand that it’s a problem for women, who are more than half of voters, as well as thinking men, or those with daughters and…

Yes! Dooseys face...uncomfortable shifting. Does this guy WANT to lose? (The answer is I think is that he wants to win, but he along with 65% or more of America and 95% of the earth will be relieved when he doesn’t.)

He just doesn’t know when to stop.

Even those fuckers at Fox are starting to realize the kind of monster they’ve created. We are truly living through some interesting times, folks.

I have property in one of those slums she worked in. It’s the best slum, the wealthiest slum.

Sometimes I think it would be nice to go through life like TheDonald, completely unfettered by any sense of personal responsibility or feelings of shame, guilt, remorse or embarrassment. Then I think nah.

“I know the most words. The best words. Beautiful words. Yuge words. I have a list of eleventeen generals that have endorsed my words. I know more words than you.”

I also liked Jerry Springer’s tweet

Their next tweet is pretty good. Someone in the Lawrence police department has a sense of humor:

I *almost* added that to the post as well but couldn’t figure out a decent transition, but you’re so right. I really wish she’d said something about it, I hope it comes up in another debate.

And there’s the “we should have taken their (Iraq’s) oil to prevent the rise of ISIS/L.” Dude, that’s contrary to the Geneva Convention. It’s a war crime. The type that ends with lots of people either at The Hague or permanently unable to go anywhere that has extradition. And even Bed Bath and Beyond doesn’t have…

“Those are not my words. There is no record of those being my words, even though there are recordings where I said those words. Okay, so maybe they are my words. So what. I will not apologize for my words. I will not stand by them either, because that’s not fair. But if I did say those words, it’s the media’s…

If you were to draw up a list of things that makes up a good debate performance, I’m pretty sure “speaking in complete sentences” and “be coherent” would be on the list, and only one candidate ticked the boxes on that. Also, did you see that deadspin article about all those people on Storefront admitting Hillary won?

“wtf” is the correct and only response to that tweet.

I’m still stunned from the moment Trump doubled down on the concept of turning our armed forces into global mercenaries “we defend them? Let them pay for it” to the point that Hillary felt the need to turn to the camera and reassure other countries that no, contrary to what Orange Cheeto just said, the US will uphold…

if we’re absolutely doing the both-sides / devil’s advocate thing: she did a fine job. 7/10.

Lol

yeah, i see that “THEY’RE BOTH THE SAME, SHEEPLE!” has the the Rockabilly Survivalist vote all locked down again this year. I find they’re usually Kansas bred ex-skaters and punks whose parents dipped their pacifiers in gin and “Clinton Murder Saul Alinsky argle bargle durrrrrrrrrrrp”. They wouldn’t vote for any…

I really don’t have many friends on FB at all and it’s so funny to see the people still proclaiming “Both candidates are awful! I can’t stand either of them.”