I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

Oh no. After seeing a couple of interviews, Ryan Lochte probably couldn’t find the rehearsal studio. I’ve grown lettuce with a higher sentience.

Starring this not because I like this, but because it is giving me a rage stroke and other people need to see it so I’m not alone in my rageiness.

She rewears dresses pretty consistently in her collection. This is the absolute best blog for following her fashion, sourcing the outfits, and keeping track of which pieces are new and which are cycled through: http://whatkatewore.com/

I do like that dress though.

The Night Of?

Unless that necklace is solid gold, it won’t be worth very much at all (monetarily, not sentimentally).

My grandmother had a family of 8 (let’s leave aside why someone would have so many kids) working a job at an early tech company. She hires this kid out of college and he gets paid 25% over her pay (she’s a manager with years of experience). The explanation is that he’s a man and he may want to start a family soon so…

Find that asshole, now. Robbing seniors is about as low as you can go.

I attach a live snake to mine. Nobody tries to steal it.

omg, that’s awful. But this is also why you tie a big, colorful ribbon on your bag and look for that instead of the general shape/color of the bag.

Mine would be easy to find. My kids can never seem to put the cap back on the water bottle correctly. So mine would be the one with a puddle beneath it.

My friend is a die-hard Michigan fan and the other day he told me, “I sure hope Harbaugh gets us a championship before his CTE gets the best of him.”

Same crazy eyes.

Let’s see if this Solomon decision forces Harbaugh to be half or a whole baby about this situation.

Tyga has a clothing line? Where can I get his stuff?

And by released a statement, he means carved it in to a interns forehead and left his corpse at the local TV statuon

Aubrey decommitted when they addressed the thank you note to Drake.

I have a lot of curly hair that is nearly impossible to comb out, so when my daughter got lice and I didn’t know if she’d passed them to me, I dyed my hair. I figured they’re not gonna survive a couple boxes of drugstore Loreal.