The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever.

I see:

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

Good on the 49ers for their response I would have expected them to say, “He’s still on our team? We thought we traded him already.”

Yeah, they keep talking about sports.

1. Fall
1a. Winter
1b. Spring
37. Summer

why were you hard in the first place?

i wasn’t talking to you

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

Until your email address is ashley@deadspin.com you’re still an outsider.

As a college professor I can only speak from my experience and here it is: trigger warnings are used by students mainly as a way of getting out of work or for not having to read literature that they don’t want to. In legit cases (such as a veteran fresh from Afghanistan who didn’t want to watch a segment of Band of…

Didn't you read his name? He's an Australian shoe salesman.

This video is misleading. They weren’t reacting to the dunk, a guy in the corner just flipped a water bottle.

This. How does a sign in a Home Depot bucket behind a fence, which doesn’t appear to have a gate, have any legal basis?

How is that kind of sign even remotely a legal basis to tow someone from a street parking space? That’s clearly a private sign and shouldn’t have any bearing on public streets.

“yeah, get hooked on prescription meds like the rest of america.” - Signed The DEA

Not so fast, Tom. She had a long career as Bill Clinton’s safety.

Had a lochtite alibi