So many times a week does everyone accidentally go to Gawker? I’m sitting at 2-4. Slowly getting better.

I’m not sure which I found funnier - Google’s suggestion, or you actually verifying Ken Block has not eaten a baby via Google.

If you’re going to take that view, are you certain Ken Block hasn’t eaten a baby?

If people in the U.S. don’t know that Iraq has a huge reserve of oil, then perhaps we don’t deserve to be a country anymore since we’re just too stupid to be taken even semi-seriously as a political entity.

1. Take the oil

lol no. No, dude. I am here to tell you. No. Eta I hope no one gives you stars

The Avatar Supremacy (2018)

I think that my career in technology journalism speaks for itself, sir.

As an atheist, I’d be better off if you stopped giving the rest of us a bad name.

When I worked at EA I was considerably older than nearly everyone else in the department, and certainly the oldest of my peers. In the majority of cases, I was literally old enough to be their father.

I actually laughed out loud when Boba and the storm trooper came back and the trooper was just blasting his gun into the air. It reminded me a lot of the Xtecles from Frisky Dingo.

This, this made me happy.

A really fast fire leading to a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

I have to throw people out all the time who yell, “Show me your cock.”

That’s not a bad way to go. Unfortunately, I’m only 28, not old enough to die before the millennials take over and just young enough to see how they make all hospital equipment use Skrillex as an alarm. God help us all.

Not All Olds.

Some kind of bobby pin. When he has problems in the US, he just wears that dumb hat. He should have had a gigantic sombrero embroidered last night, what a dumb ass.

¡Muy Am-bien!

Sounds like he really hit a wall.