I’m not sure which I found funnier - Google’s suggestion, or you actually verifying Ken Block has not eaten a baby via Google.

If you’re going to take that view, are you certain Ken Block hasn’t eaten a baby?

If people in the U.S. don’t know that Iraq has a huge reserve of oil, then perhaps we don’t deserve to be a country anymore since we’re just too stupid to be taken even semi-seriously as a political entity.

1. Take the oil

lol no. No, dude. I am here to tell you. No. Eta I hope no one gives you stars

As an atheist, I’d be better off if you stopped giving the rest of us a bad name.

I have to throw people out all the time who yell, “Show me your cock.”

That’s not a bad way to go. Unfortunately, I’m only 28, not old enough to die before the millennials take over and just young enough to see how they make all hospital equipment use Skrillex as an alarm. God help us all.

Not All Olds.

Some kind of bobby pin. When he has problems in the US, he just wears that dumb hat. He should have had a gigantic sombrero embroidered last night, what a dumb ass.

¡Muy Am-bien!

Sounds like he really hit a wall.

I believe she meant that it wasn't restored after his felony conviction. Which meant he shouldn't have had a gun in the first place.

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

Great!

You just described “Yankees fans” and “Mets fans”, respectively.

Like many of the olds (I am 40-something) I blame everything on the Internets.

I mean, shit, driving a horse is a sport, so might as well.

You, literally, can’t.