According to Google, he may have eaten an entire shower of babies ...

Ken Block is “bad” for Australia.

Meanwhile, they consider dingoes a national goddamn treasure.

If you are still drinking, you will go back to drinking and driving as soon as the breathalyzer is gone.

I don’t know if this is sarcasm or a “hot take”. Regardless, I hope you die in a fire.

VLAD! POINT! GET IT?!?!!?

Guys named Vlad don’t get the finer points of sarcasm.

Well, yeah. In most states it’s considered a lethal weapon.

Given that you’re using two cups of flour as the base, I would imagine it’s table spoons.

When investment advisers do not have a fiduciary responsibility to their clients (i.e. they get their percentage whether or not their customer gets fleeced and have no long-term incentive to provide good investment advice because bonuses are measured in the short term) then they have given birth to the demon they…

HAHAHA *cries*

The problem is - our economic models were built on Baby Boomers retiring and being replaced by younger generations (like they, the Boomers and Gen X, did for those of ‘The Greatest Generation’). It’s not happening and it’s causing problems.

But they aren’t mutually exclusive, either.

You can’t look at the current landscape:
- Increased globalization (both for sourcing of materials and labor)
- Technology (both in terms of automation - i.e. literal robots - and software)
- Etc

And then advocate for people to work when they retire (which creates a further…

Dear Forbes,

You can’t advocate working after you retire and then lament the poor employment opportunities for younger people, their mountain of student loan debt, and their living at home with their parents.

You, literally, can’t.

When we analyze the pattern, decode the blueprints, use them to build two wormhole devices because Gary Busey’s idiot son blew up the first one, and travel to their planet to meet one of them who pretends to be our dad?

“Drivers” are just Uber’s loss leaders until they get their hands on fully automated cars. Hell, all employees are loss leaders until they can be replaced by technology.

Except Uber won’t pay for the car upfront - they’ll get a loan on it. So they’re first year cost will be $8,652 ($721 per month on a $40k loan @ 3.11% @ 60 months). Then they’ll deduct the fuck out of the depreciation when it comes tax time.

So Avatar? It’s an Avatar planet.

Between this and the fungus article the other day, I’m starting to think James Cameron isn’t so insane.

Still trying to figure out how McGregor was awarded that fight.

He won round 1 and probably 2.

3 and 4 should have gone to Diaz with 5 being left up in the air. There’s no doubt that for the majority of the fight Diaz was the aggressor and had McGregor on the ropes - seeing as McGregor was visibly gassed and ran from…

MIKE PENCE: JUST HOLD IT, MOM. AND SMILE FOR THE CAMERA.