Don’t don’t not touch them. How’s that?

When people refer to moves like this as “Orwellian” it really makes me think people need to spend more time reading books and less time playing video games.

A “choice to alter his destiny,” huh? They must’ve cut the epilogue where he realizes that the forest is pretty boring and he’s actually going to go kill thousands of people after all.

Sometimes I regret that there’s no more #cotd. This is one of those times. So, have all the stars:

I’m just (not at all) stunned that Shaun White is a complete douchebag

Maybe I’ll make a male-only sarcastic comment compilation, so more attention gets paid to this vastly underrepresented demographic.

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

Thank you. I miss her but I also have this weird happy feeling because she ended her days surrounded by her family patting her and hugging her in her own backyard. She even loved the vet who came to help us out, as she loved all surprise visitors. I’ve never been able to plan things like that with my animals. The…

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

Reinhardt should literally come through the computer monitor and pin you against a wall.

I’d settle for a Play of the Game video that just shows a Dev just sitting there and pressing the keys to ban them that they have to watch the moment it kicks them.

No true feminist.

Buncha tryhards if you ask me.

don’t worry, they’ll tell us where they fit on the list

#37 is the dudes who like to take their time to explain in the comments how they, men, would approach a situation if they were women. They deserve praise for edumacating women to what the right decision is to do.

I swear if there is a room with a cake at center of the universe I’m done.

Or it means you can't be bothered to hire a professional to write your cover letter and resume for you.

You think Durant screams OKC a lot? Try waterboarding a Spaniard.