Hey Chris!

People don't think fast food workers should make $15 an hour because it forces them to confront the fact that they're, probably, getting paid shit as well and they don't want to admit that to themselves.

If the NFL is going to start penalizing individuals for fondling themselves, Roger Goodell should probably fill up his gas tank.

When you're finished, maybe a compare / contrast between the two?

I know that it's a ridiculous comparison (an 8-9 episode mini series vs. a 2+ hour movie) but it would be an interesting read.

And thanks for getting back to me.

Because God is Dead and He drove a Prius.

Because you're 600 comments deep on a fantastic article, I'm going to ask the question here (hoping you respond).

What did you think of Generation Kill?

"Way to go, Paul"

That's the definition of meme right there.

I'd be pissed if my parents wet bar was empty too.

Maybe he should have stopped Oregon from committing every penalty in the book in under 10 minutes.

"Dear Lord,

I want to tha - please hold - some guy just grabbed my ass."

- Urban Meyer

"That's not new."

- Tim Tebow

You had me until "rollerblading".

Y WONT U CROP TO APPROPRIATE SIZE?!?

FAWK U KINJA!!!

Do you even beard, bro?

My dad :(

I had to learn that being an ally meant being able to accept "Thanks but no thanks. We'll take it from here" as an appropriate response to my actions every so often.

The top level guys used to matter when UFC was showing once a month on PPV but now that they've saturated the market to (hell, I think they've oversaturated it) the small time guys are coming in droves and greatly outweigh the highlight fights. You can't just have top-level guys fight - you need to pack the card with…

UFC Fighters should have a union.

Hopefully this gets that ball rolling.

Dana White has the same number of letters as Don King.

They can express whatever they want.

They don't have the right to force Valve to carry it.