If letting Sorkin make me feel smug in an Elitist Left Coast sort of way for 1 hour a week is wrong, I don't want to be right.

A + B = Jesus.

Yeah, it's ridiculously good.

Dear God,

It's me, Marg-AHOLYFUCKTHATWASAPERFECTREPONSE-aret.

I would sacrifice many, many children to the Elder Gods if I could get a Hellcat Magnum.

Stop. You're making me cry.

Perfect.

Solution: Drink faster.

Addendum: If you want something to drink, but don't feel like water - well, Coors Light!

If I have to drink macro beers, it's ice cold Coors Light Grenades:
- You can drink it all day
- It wasn't made from a rice paddy like Budweiser (and so you don't get that bloated MSG feeling)
- It doesn't have a chalky aftertaste (looking at you High Life)
- You can fill an empty one it back up with pool water (or lake…

Oh, I know. But this thing is getting slammed everywhere.

I did the Pre-Order + DCL for:

- Destiny (big mistake)
- Shadows of Mordor (waiting for DLC to come out and get back into it)

I like buying digital now (XBox One) because straight boot into game and you have to install the game anyways for you to play the disk - but I may change on that end so I have things to return in…

GODDAMNIT!!!

I TOLD MYSELF "NO MORE PRE-ORDERS"! AFTER THE CLUSTERFUCK THAT IS DESTINY AND THE $90+ I SHIT DOWN THE DIGITAL TOILET.

That being said, I wish there was a way for those of us who buy digitally (because future) to trade our games back in or ask for a refund. Because I am kicking myself in the dick over the $90+ I spent on Destiny (and whatever I spent on Titanfall).

This. The wife's 2000 wrangler (3 speed on 33"s) does not a daily driver make.

Can you imagine any other group of people who have allowed a consumer product to so dominate their identity?

Obviously you don't hang out with sports fans.

The problem, Ms. Pinkham, is that people who regularly ingest Fireball do not do so in small amounts - nor does it make up less than 5% of their diet.

Sincerely,

A drunk with shitty taste.

I read the title as Greek Love and thought the article was going to be chock full of harrowing tales about anal sex and feta.