Stephen -

You don't want to lose out on that sweet sweet BMW or Mercedes money. After all, those companies have never ever done something unethical in order to garner positive coverage or enrich themselves.

In fact, those kind luxury vehicle folks at Mercedes would roll over in their grave if you ever pointed out they…

That's not even Pig Latin you bumbling fucking fool.

Hell, it's not even Latin?

Con?!? That's Spanish for with meat! I mean seriously What - do you think that just because it's a foreign language you can just throw some fucking Spanish in there like some sort of polyglot pinata? Christ almighty! No wonder your mother…

No miss,

You're wrong.

It's actually called the Oldamus Yellat Cloudus Con Stupidus precedent.

Sincerely,

A Pig Latin Scholar

"I'm going to commit the deadliest school shooting in American history if you let this woman speak ill of my fantasy make-believe worlds."

#mostironicmormongamerever

It's funnier if you replace Peter with Forehead.

Put something like the Nemesis system into Fallout where, unless you blow a motherfucker to literal bits, he / she / it is going to come back stronger, meaner, smarter, (hell) possibly mutated, and you've just sold, like, billions of games.

Alternatively, the Control (brand) option needs to be explored as well. In…

Kat -

I, too, went to Catholic school (k-12), was baptized / confirmed of my own volition, left (for personal reasons and an inability to square the God circle), and find myself often explaining that, yeah the church is fucked up but when it makes progress it's good because the church has serious sway with a metric…

Thank you.

You just saved me, literally, 10's of dollars.

I'm about 35-40 hours in with a 8 more Outcast Rescue Missions and 3 Story missions to go (80%+).

Go back into the original area - your friends will be there waiting for you.

Granted, everything changes once you turn the world blue (brand everyone) but hey - who doesn't want their own Orc Army?

"In my experience, even orcs killed in relatively mundane ways will sometimes not come back"

How many hours have you played?

The only time(s) I haven't had some Orc come back is when I've pulled the full (X+Y) decapitation and got the little pile of skull and bones where they used to be.

If you do the throat / dismiss, burn. blow up, hack, wraith, tickle, or otherwise beat the living shit out of an Orc they will come back.

Alternatively:
-…

You're in the panda suit.
My heart is in the cart.

Interrogate the shit out of the green henchmen. If you haven't learned how to do that yet, advance the story until you can.

Play sneaky and slow. Think Hitman meets Batman with the climbing of Assassins Creed. I know people have said its like Assassins Creed but thats only in the climbing and sneaking. The combat is…

Good call. I've gotten my ass kicked 3x since I posted this trying to clear out my first ghoul cave - and now I'm facing some high level dudes and it's all my fault. Fuck matrons.

I'm 14+ hours into this game. I've killed a dozen + captains, rescued a b-load of slaves, done a bunch of weapon sidequests, tracked down a a fair share of trinkets, died 2x, and have only done, maybe, 3 main story missions.

I'm hooked.

Nothing is more fun than tricking a bunch of orcs into a 4x Caragor death match…

I agree with the idea that The Superman could have found a way. However, I don't think Snyder's movie is about The Superman.

What do I mean by The Superman? Well, the Superman you're referencing has decades of stories behind him and years of experience. He's been informed and molded by countless encounters, battles,…

Between this (personal) recommendation and the 9+ scores on IGN and Polygon, well, I'm officially sold.

Thanks for getting back to me.

So basically, if I am a fan of Arkham Asylum (because the second one was awful, imo) and Assassin's Creed this is a no-brainer?

Like a $60 no-brainer? Because I spent $$$ on Destiny (w/ the DLC pack) and I'm seriously regretting that purchase. And Titanfall.

I saw this the other day.

Dude needs a swift kick in his Ayn Rand fanfic writing dick.

Second Cop, Officer McShouty, needs a hug and to switch to decaf.

Dear younger me,

The economy is going to fucking tank 2 years after you graduate college. Forget those two years of private college and forget the state school. Join a trade school. Go to classes at night. Make that sweet oil money, don't be an idiot, and laugh because if you're smart with your money, you could have…