Tim,

Stupid question: Do the fights that took place this weekend officially count - i.e. do the wins / losses go on the fighters' records?

My Friend's Place is actually a covert real estate gentrification expert.

Orgazmo.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker's first movie about a Mormon Missionary who becomes a porn star superher - oh hell, here's the trailer:

I'm excited to roll a Crusader when I pick it up the UED.

Just rolling through my 4th (5th?) 360 play through with my Barbarian, "Garth Brawl". Am excited to pick up Ultimate Evil Edition for Xbox One as it's one less game to tie me to my 360.

Granted, this fall's lineup is going to help justify my Xbone purchase significantly. But Ultimate Evil Edition is the mark of the…

I don't know what this means but I'm laughing and assumed cocaine-era Cowboys was run by Jerry Jones doing this.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/827220bdf9cb57…

WHAT AM I SEEING?!?

I played Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare this weekend.

Except it was called Halo 4.

I hear Maloney is going to be a knockout.
- Lennox Lewis

Fuck you, Lenny.
- Mike Tyson

If you can't love this shit, you've reached a level of hipsterness heretofore unknown to man.

Fuck. Let your hair down and have fun being stupid and happy.

The first two lines are for you ... backs away slowly.

Orgy at the zoo?!?

Pervert.

Russians don't have nursery rhymes.

At bed time, they recite Tolstoy from memory to their children.

I don't even know what this means but I'm laughing.

She is beautiful.
Yep.
(I so want this house)

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Fingerbang an Orangutan
At Your Local Zoo.
- Old Russian Nursery Rhyme

It all began with Adam, the first of the pussified nation, who kept his mouth shut and watched everything fall headlong down the slippery slide of hell/feminism when he shut his mouth and listened to his wife who thought Satan was a good theologian when he should have lead her and exercised his delegated authority as…

General Thoughts:

- I've always been annoyed that people don't consider franchises to be small business owners. Especially if those franchisees live in the town / area in which said franchise is located. Sure, they may not be "Joe's Burger Shack: Locally owned since 1952" but a local McDonald's franchise, or 3, owned…

I'm sorry you feel that way.