"I don't need feminism because I like masculine men like Christian Grey. I, also, don't a bus pass because I like traditional modes of transportation like unicorns."

5'11" @ 230 lbs @ 30 years old.

I haven't weighed under 200 lbs since I was 14. I'll never be David Beckham thin but I can break that motherfucker in half like a Twix.

HANDWRITTEN NOTES, FTW!!!

James,

Krav Maga in a nutshell (or a full-blown wikipedia article).

A self-defense program, in my opinion, isn't worth shit unless it caters to everyone - i.e. people of all body types, fitness levels, experience, etc. The purpose of Krav Maga, as it was originally designed, was to take people with zero experience and teach…

Best I can do is Boston Metro (location). Talk to them about their Krav Maga program. I know at least one of their instructors (Mark Filzer - went trough instructor training with him in L.A.).

How close are you to Pittsburgh?

The long and short of it is this - Head stomps are legally problematic and situational dependent. Could I, a 5'11 230lb tattooed brick shithouse of an instructor, get away with curb stomping you in a fight? Maybe. Could my ass end up in some legal hotwater? Probably.

Could the same be said for a woman (i.e. my wife)…

Where do you live?

Outfuckingstanding!

You're adorable.

From a self-defense aspect, the size thing is huge. There's no denying that. But there are ways to work around it / mitigate that advantage. We have people of all shapes, sizes, walks of life, etc and, I think, our membership is ~50 / 50 (male to female) - or pretty damned close.

We know it can be incredibly…

In a few hours I'm going to hit the gym and then teach a self-defense class (mixed sex). I'll pair women with men, women with women, and men with men. Size, age, etc, it really doesn't matter. You don't get to pick your attacker. Life don't work like that.

And, at the end of the day, I'll be a happy fucking instructor…

*FIXED

(pssst - The Rock was meant as a total joke)

Because prisonmovies.com is a thing. If you and I were to sit down and screen 'em all I bet we'd hit the 95% mark.

Sean Connery's daughter, Nic Cage's girlfriend, and a few extras?

Because BBP, if my dick doesn't get equal screentime as your vagina (even if the show is called Amazon Warrior Land: Where No Penises Exist), then, well, life just isn't fair.

Oh shit, son!