Rented this last night. Feels like a middling GTA V (with some decent ideas).

Driving is awful. Every time I get into a car I'm like, "Fuck yo fence and fuck yo physics. #YOLO".

Reminder: Mary of Bethlehem seduced the Lord God Almighty.

And look how well that worked out for everyone.

Le Meh.

This is a lie. I was there. The stench was awful.

Even worse.

1. 1890's (or really any era where this was the norm)

2. Under the double-breasted jackets, frocks, petticoats, nylons, dress shirts, corsets, etc - lied a heaping pile of flesh that probably smelled like a rotting carcass.

3.

Today, henceforth, shall forever be known as Taco Tuesday.
- Alabama Appeals Court

1) Start a College
2) Convince Government to make Student Loans "nondischargeable"
3) Print Money like it's going out of style
4) ...
5) Profit

Seriously. Anyone think these "online colleges" just sprung up by accident? Fuck to the no. Starting a college is a license to print money and charge whatever you want.

Your move.

1,000,000 fps actually.

He looks so sad.

I bet he needs a hug.

From a running lawn mower.

And I thought I was annoying ...

Probably the lamest joke I've written today.

(which is saying something)

Liz Cheney: WE'RE GOING BACK TO CALI-

America: No, you fucking idiot. We're going back t-

Liz Cheney: CALI?

America: Iraq! We're going back to Iraq goddamnit!

Liz Cheney: WHOSE WE?!?

America: Obviously not you, Thundercunt. But y'know, the poors, immigrants, and other undesirables that your father loved to call "fodder".

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H0ly fuck ...

If this was a standalone title, I'd definitely borrow it from a friend.

perfect reply is perfect.

One of the horrible things about Slender Man is that he doesn't exist until you believe in him. Then? Then he becomes absolutely more real.

The more you believe. The more powerful he becomes. Sometimes able to manifest multiple versions of himself.

Pray for Dr. Russell. His doom draws nigh.