Holy fuck this is incredible.

This sounds like a land of sadness and mediocrity.

Lord knows I've always wanted to fingerblast myself with a pint or two of Rust-Oleum Deck Restore.

He looks like a twee Alexander Skarsgård.

And that is not a compliment.

86%.

She's a B.

THIS IS WHY MOM LEFT AND I'M FORCED TO EAT IN THE BAD BOX!!!

Dad?!?

Holy Fuck!

Is that bottom .gif from the PC version?!? If so, I've made a terrible mistake.

That actually happened last week. I'm not kidding.

* How's Xbox One ownership been for you, so far?

"Do your fingers hurt? Well now your back is going to hurt 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty, whiner. BREED. FOR THE HORDE!"

"Did you know your life isn't complete until you have 2.75 children, a dog, a cat, and a white picket fence? Also, why didn't you cook dinner tonight?"

Bale Batman Voice: WHERE'S THE BABY?!? WHERE'S BABY???

Next up from Big Facebook:

The "You're Married. Why Haven't You Bred?" button.

Like with a cactus?

Cooking With Burneko is a good TV show name.

Cooking With Bunko is better. It has a nice sterno-esque quality to it.

I know. I'm terrible. I don't deserve to live. Excuse me whilst I remedy said situation.

May God Bless You and Keep You Safe.

Follow up to my original post:

- You should give good comment making persons gift cards, presents, or puppies.

I miss Comment of the Day / Week / Whatever. Sure, sometimes it devolved into who could say the funniest thing the fastest but that doesn't necessarily mean it wasn't a good comment.

You should bring it back…

I wanna see something akin to Xbox One's new reputation system that, supposedly, bans all trolls and poor sports to their own private hell.