Outstanding.

Brosephus Wrex.

I've also got a D3 Barbarian named Garth Brawl.

(I'm lonely)

60% of the time, it's Bullet Time every time.

That doesn't make any sense.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. ROTE JOKE SCIENCE YEAH BITCH.

DickRocket

Well now your back's gonna hurt because you wanted to run around like a chicken with their head cut off. Meanwhile, I'll be over here brewing some coffee, Sweats McGee.

Conversely, this means one could kill The Bieber and God would forgive them.

(as would the rest of the world)

You really need to do yourself a favor and read Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns.

TL;DR / Hate Comics / Whatever / Cliff Notes:

Hero's are gone -> Batman is retired -> Superman does Hitman work for Reagan -> Bad guys come back ->Batman unretires and starts fucking shit up- > Reagan orders Superman to take him out…

Can I play the drums with my penis?

(this joke is better than my joke)

I tried to start a female-friendly artisinal hotdog cart called MEATwHOLE.

I'm terrible at business ...

Would any of them eat my asshole in front of their mothers in exchange for a $1000 donation to an organization that vaccinates children in third world countries against polio?

"is it OK for, you know, eight of your friends that you're in love with to take a dump in your bed and then you can sleep in it all year long?"

Question: Who doesn't wash their sheets? For a year?!?
Answer: Steve Hickey

This scandal needs the appropriate soundtrack.

Obviously you've never had sex after dinner and drinks.

You're bad and you should feel bad.

You, sir, are a liar and a pederast.

Good day.

This scene renders your opinion invalid.

Period.

Seconded.

Eastsider here (who has lived on the Westside). True, I can see that. But when your similar options are dying in a drought whilst living in California or being ironically stabbed by someone on an Fixie in Portland, you can buy a sunlamp and deal. Ya know?

Washington is average?!? Really?

- Gay Marriage
- Weed
- Reasonable firearms laws (if that's your thing)
- No income tax
- Cost of living is reasonable (No, you DON'T have to live in Capitol Hill)
- Not too crowded
- 4, genuine, seasons (depending on your location)
- Decent jobs (again, depending on location)
- FUCKING NATURE…