Just-retired Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be sitting on the Dallas Mavericks’ bench tonight, in full uniform

No, the moral of the story is to knock it off with the negative waves!

There will be so much winning, the corporations will be sick of it!

Dukakis wore it better.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

You know of course, that you and I are both going to get bricks thrown at us for that, and here they come in 3...2...1...DUCK!!!

Here’s David’s Project Slow Devil, having made it 300 miles from Detroit to West Lafayette, Indiana. He might just pull this off.

This is actually indicative of the problem—10-11 year olds playing an 11 a side game on a full size field? At least that is what it looks like. Parents screaming instructions like maniacs on the sidelines? These kids look very talented, but they should be playing small-sided games, and their parents should not be…

17. When the ball breaks its placental sac, allow it to climb about your body gently probing for any weaknesses and using its lace sensor to detect potential sources for food.

The pitch will go 6 feet towards 3rd base.

What the dickens was that?

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

Mine’s nothing special. It’s a 1982 GTV6. This is her.