Know what's worse? Overblown sanctimony.

Did we ever find out the nine guys the Indianapolis Colts were honoring?

Fresno State declined the penalty, too.

[Coach turns to new punter]: I guess you are better than nothing.

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

Rams (the entire 2009 Season), Eagles (Nick Foles, a 2nd and a 4th), Vikings (a first round pick + one more).

Live look at Drew Magary:

I can't believe I just read about Tulsa. I guess maybe to bet on them as a dog?

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

Good thing you’re around to explain which politicians he’s allowed to think don’t care about black people and which ones do

Ezekiel Elliott Kinda Owned Kam Chancellor

Am I the only one that’s hard right now?

As opposed to what? A villain with some sort of silly contrived grudge? Or are you more interested in villains with ambition?

You know...sometimes a thing is only a thing if people make it into one, and by that I mean that some words are just words and the games people play with language. Not everything has deep-seeded roots or hints at pedophilia or has to probe the darkest recesses of the human mind...

Society as a whole clearly has too much free time.

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

As long as the stupid characters do stupid things, like getting themselves killed by even stupider things (Zombies!), I’d say there’s no limit to how much worse it can get. Because they’re stupid.

Oh yeah, he’s getting a big time pass for this one. No one is mentioning how douchey he is; no one is saying it’s an embarrassment; and no one is writing negative articles about it. There was even a supportive hashtag for him that was trending for hours called #LOVE4GabbyUSA

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.