Know what's worse? Overblown sanctimony.

Did we ever find out the nine guys the Indianapolis Colts were honoring?

Fresno State declined the penalty, too.

[Coach turns to new punter]: I guess you are better than nothing.

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

Rams (the entire 2009 Season), Eagles (Nick Foles, a 2nd and a 4th), Vikings (a first round pick + one more).

Live look at Drew Magary:

I can't believe I just read about Tulsa. I guess maybe to bet on them as a dog?

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

Good thing you’re around to explain which politicians he’s allowed to think don’t care about black people and which ones do

Ezekiel Elliott Kinda Owned Kam Chancellor

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

Oh yeah, he’s getting a big time pass for this one. No one is mentioning how douchey he is; no one is saying it’s an embarrassment; and no one is writing negative articles about it. There was even a supportive hashtag for him that was trending for hours called #LOVE4GabbyUSA

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

Not very diplomatic if you ask me.

Even using basic stats, he’s got a team-favorable contract for a guy who hits around .300 with power, works a ton of walks, and doesn’t strike out very much. There isn’t really an argument anyone not named Bayless can make that he’s overpaid. It’s not even baiting stat-heads; it’s just a nonsensical statement. He’s a…

This fan needs to remember what happened the last time a gorilla in Cincinnati didn’t respect its enclosure.

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Say what you will but they have a perfectly respectable 6 - 3 record in imaginary match ups with Alabama.