Except that the dog was trained to act that way, the cat is naturally an asshole.

"...And coming up on our next segment: could Janay Palmer have prevented this by being The Good Wife? The Good Wife, an Emmy award winning drama starring Julianna Margulies, premiers on September 21 at 9:30 ET/9:00 PT only on CBS..."

I'm completely serious. I realize its the same guy. But fat Andy Dwyer wouldn't be cast in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie and if he gains that weight back he won't be in very many movies going forward.

Ok, but the 1st guy is a movie star and the 2nd guy is a bit character on a TV show.

This article kind of bothers me. I'm a guy that has severe rejection sensitivity. I'm 24 years old and I've never asked anyone on a date. Why? Because thanks to some shitty genetics, I'm overly sensitive of how others perceive me. There is no "cause"; it's just the biochemistry of how my brain works. I have had…

So you can live 20 years longer

I thought that first line said, "Women will fantasize about hot food all day long," which seemed pretty accurate to me.

While people are individuals and this study doesn't apply to everyone, etc., my husband lost a large amount of weight about 6 years into our relationship and is now (rightfully) considered an extreme athlete. I have never had such low self-esteem in my life as I do now.

This is the most tiresome tendency on the internet: "Anyone who I disagree with or who makes 'my side' look bad must be a false flag operation."

Some people are just annoying stereotypes, film at 11.

A hypothesis would be a guess. You're not guessing, in fact you're willing to bet $5 it's an MRA'er. I get it, you hate men... any chance a human looks bad, you will automatically equate that human to be a man.

Seriously, clog up my pipes, now! Shut up and take my money!

If I ever have a daughter I intend to strongly encourage her to get long term, low maintenance birth control around the time she hits puberty. My plan would be essentially to try and provide the positive sex education and make it very normal.

On the contrary, inject the shit out of me and make me sterile!

I am SO excited about this!!!

Dreams do come true!

.413 is like surgical anesthesia.

Walking around the night you plan to pop the question with that awkward ring box bulging out of your back pocket is a dead giveaway.

Without trying to derail too much though, are you positive before doing those things that your partner is consenting as well? I would hope that you know before you start grabbing at someone's genitals that they actually want you to do that.

Boo! Men!