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Peterson will be cut in the offseason if he does not radically restructure his contract. His cap number is 2015 is $15.4 million. No NFL team is carrying a running back at that number anymore. Especially when cutting him creates only $2.4 million in dead money.

I wouldn't go into a bus terminal bathroom without one of those Hazmat suits they give doctors treating ebola patients. And I wouldn't clean a bus terminal bathroom for less than $90K. Not a year. That's $90K for one bathroom. Plus health benefits for the ebola I'm going to get.

At least he's punching people bigger than him, not smaller.

He's 20, give him time. He'll get to all of it.

That's a pretty big minus.

That doesn't prove a point, it makes a point.

Ray Rice. Adrian Peterson. Jonathan Dwyer. NFL running backs — you can't stop them, you can only hope to contain them. In a prison cell.

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I don't like to see innocent people get hit in the face.

This will DEFINITELY make Americans give a crap about soccer!

I appreciate that you're not looking for my interpretation of whatever it is you're referring to. Similarly, I'm sure you appreciate that I couldn't possibly be less interested in your opinion about this or, indeed, anything else.

Clearly, I had nothing better to do. That goes for all of us. But I don't hate this site. Never wrote that I do. Not sure where you got that.

Who cares if they expect you to be at their beck and call? If they're not selling anything you want to buy, pay them no mind. You're writing as if the existence of men who want hookups is somehow standing between you and what you want. There may very well be something standing between you and what you want, but it

They're not the same thing to you. One thing you're learning, though you refuse to recognize it and you sure don't like it, is that men don't exist solely to serve your purposes. It's obviously a more bitter pill to swallow for some than others, but the sooner you accept it, the more content you will probably be.

Yeah, it's not really any of your business when people grow up or how they define growing up. If you don't like men, stop dating them. Problem solved.

If you were looking for a more serious relationship to develop over time but only found that women wanted to hook up for "casual fun" where fun = sex, I imagine you'd find that frustrating too.

Reggie Bush: worse at parenting than he is at running between the tackles.

I know. Thank you so much.

Will it be as bad as his movies since "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"?