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Hmph. I think people take this stuff too seriously and personally. I'm sure some women have thought of me as "casual fun." In fact, I know some have. Never bothered me in the least. Casual fun is my favorite kind of fun.

"men aren't taught that pillar of adulthood, disappointment management."

Hope the Falcons defense improves?

Political humor at Deadspin. Some people get it, some people don't.

Well. at least we know this wasn't him:

I doubt many men think that's all you're good for. Just all they're interested in at the moment. If a man is only interested in you for sex that does not necessarily mean he thinks you have no value apart from sex. Subtle but important distinction.

They're probably responding to a woman or women they knew before they met you. I wouldn't take it personally.

That's fine, but nobody should respond as if "casual" and "fun" are insults. I guess I just don't see what the big deal is with all this. You're a woman. If Jezebel hasn't taught you by now that you're too good for men, then you haven't been paying attention. I'm sure you've got many other interesting things going on

Oh, I think you misunderstood. I'm not upset at all. I enjoy all the men-bashing. It's amusing and it is your website, after all. I just thought the "men think all women want to procreate" one was so silly I had to respond.

You definitely deserve better. Demand a hookup once a week, not once a month.

No, we don't think every woman wants to procreate. I'm a dude. I've never thought it once unless that desire was clearly stated to me.

What's wrong with "casual fun"? Both parts of that are positive — casual and fun. Men think you're fun. Seems like a compliment to me.

Do people masturbate to Matlock reruns? Is that really a thing that happens?

This is obviously what is going on. But trying to create an article out of that won't generate the needed clicks.

In other words, you sometimes make decisions about your life without considering how those decisions will affect women you don't know and have never met.

Really? You don't understand the outrage? Let me explain it to you:

Constantly updated!

From "He could go all the way" to "He went way too far."

Porn — Nope.

I don't have a problem with hot guys getting all the attention. All modesty aside, I've never had a problem attracting female attention so I have no interest in upsetting the status quo on that account.