I'm not an MRA [nor have I ever met one and I don't know anyone who has met one either], but I'm thrilled with this. Male birth control is long overdue. My birth control should always be controlled by me. Soon, it will be.

Yeah, I think I'll ask a man to administer this shot. I'm perfectly willing to pork a nurse, but that isn't the correct time and place.

I'm a man and I can't wait for this. In fact, I mentioned it on this very site a day before you did.

No, he is not. Pigs are cute, cuddly, clever and, unfortunately, delicious. Brian Kilmeade is none of those things. I will stipulate that Mr Kilmeade enjoys wallowing in filth, but that's not enough similarity to slander pigs the way you have here.

Floyd Mayweather probably also thinks Ray Rice wasn't hard enough on Janay Rice.

This is my drivers license photo:

I'm in favor of everyone having bodily autonomy. Even busybody nuns.

Jokes on you, stupid nuns! Us dudes are getting our own birth control and we'll be fucking our way across the country in 2017 or thereabouts.

No, only by non-WASPs from other parts of the country. We WASPs do not discuss our accents [or lack thereof] among ourselves. Very uncouth.

It's not like I needed another reason not to buy their crappy "pizza."

If you're a WASP from the Mid-Atlantic you might be told frequently that you have no accent. I have been told this numerous times.

I assumed this was a joke, but jokes that long need to be a lot funnier.

Or a good one.

I've seen it, but I couldn't figure out a way to make a moderately funny joke out of her erotic vacation hookup ditching her for Germany, so...

Cool-looking box.

Rich person does stuff most people can only dream of.

dealing with two teenagers at that age sounds fuckin' exhausting.

Someone's going to do it...

Zoe Saldana or don't bother.

Lord Grantham's gonna get midevil on your ass.