Lady Edith still wouldn't get laid at this thing.

I've heard many conservative Christians talk/write this way. The belief is that a man's body belongs to his wife [sexually] and her body belongs to his [sexually].

UPDATE: The Baltimore Ravens just terminated the contract of Ray Rice. At least for now he is no longer employed by an NFL team.

Once again, I've been lied to and must now question everything I've ever been told.

You're discussing things well outside the purview of the NFL. The league's job is to discipline its players, not solve problems that plague the entire world.

If I pay them $100 to eat their crappy food, how much will they put toward the bowel obstruction surgery I will inevitably require.

The bras on these ladies in the photo do not fit at all and I do not have a problem with it.

It's a 6-game ban for first offense, lifetime ban for second offense.

Why in the hell would the NFL change a thing about the way it disciplines its players if no matter what the League does, its harshest critics will continue to give the sport their eyeballs, money, and attention?

My guess is the only men who might complain will be black men, who find it difficult enough to get taxis as it is, though I don't see how this would affect them, as long as it adds to the overall number of taxis on the roads.

"Uh, that's MISTER War Machine, your honor."

Now, you're getting into the unrealistic expectations game! You're gonna love it.

He might have too much confidence.

When the fashion industry wants your opinion, they'll give it to you.

If he really made $32K in one month, give him your zip code at the very least.

That's a bulge? You are a remarkably generous person. Maybe too generous.

Enjoy him, you're the reason he's gainfully employed.

Tony Sirgusa's job is to be the funny fat guy. He's not bad in that role. Someone on that broadcast team has to have a personality and you're not getting it from Moose Johnston.

Simultaneous orgams is the sort of thing that looks good in movies, but rarely happens in real life and it doesn't really matter. I've never considered a sexual encounter better or worse just because a simultaneous orgasm did or didn't happen. [They've very rarely happened for me.]