Yeah, like that except I'd throw in something about 3 am. But you've got the general tone correct. I'm very polite, excruciatingly so when cutting someone out of my life.

Why doesn't that surfer in the background bash these skulls in with his board? I mean, they're right there. All in one place. He'll never get a better chance. And he's just walking away as if he's got something more important to do with is life.

You should probably be having this conversation with someone who is actually complaining.

At 3 am it better be a Kate Upton titty pic or I'm deleting that woman off my phone forever.

Hot, jungle commie rebel sex. I think we've all done it and we can all agree it is awesome.

Never understood why anyone cares about this stuff. Like you, I find underarm hair on a woman unsightly, but who, apart from me, should care what I think about it? I don't care what these women do and they don't care that I don't care.

It's almost like he's a filmmaker with his own style or something.

If you don't laugh at "Bananas" then you have no soul.

Allen has sex with a Latin woman in "Bananas."

Funny, in an awkward sort of way. Rather like cybersex itself, the appeal of which has always eluded me. I've had a few women who were temporarily out of town suggest phone or cybersex to me. Nah-uh. It's not even remotely arousing and would make me feel like a complete fool the entire time. If I'm going to feel like…

Depends on the sort of Christian. There's all sorts and the sort of Christians who would like the movie above most definitely do not regard the mainstream media as doing them any favors at all.

Glad to know Zombie Jesus isn't just interested in brains.

I think people don't actually understand that chivalry doesn't mean going back to the Stone Age when it comes to how men and women interact.

Well, one person's dystopia is another person's utopia. To me, a world filled with people liberated from the distractions of romance and pregnancy and so forth is one filled with enormous potential. I'm a bit of an optimist about humanity, actually. I think we can accomplish great things, but we've been sidetracked by…

I have plenty of joy in my life. There are many kinds of joy, I'm sure you'd agree. But human reproduction had no particular relation to romantic love for most of human existence. It's only recently that people — and not all people — have decided to mash them together.

Pfft. What an amateur. I say, bring on the prenatal beauty pageants. Look at this stunner:

That's all very unpleasant. Fortunately, my experience with Christianity has been much better. In my church, sex, abortion, homosexuals — these are things rarely mentioned. Most emphasized is the social gospel and our duty to assist those less fortunate than ourselves. After all, if Jesus washed the feet of his own…

I'd call that being a good Samaritan. [Get it? 'Cause I'm a Christian?] I just don't recognize anything like romantic love, nor do I make any associations between love and sex. A minority position still, I'm sure, but growing. When the sex robots come off the assembly lines in the not-too-distant future, I suspect…

Yes, the Episcopal church is the American wing of the Anglican church — and the most liberal wing, too. We're the ones always causing headaches for the Archbishop of Canterbury, who is only primus inter pares, by promoting gay bishops and whatnot. Basically, when the American Revolution was launched, you had lots of…