You don't think romance belongs to our time? I think chivalry is dumb too, but romance can take many forms.

Plenty of us Christians have premarital sex. Pretty much all of us, actually. I've never had any other kind of sex. I figure if I don't drink or do drugs, which I don't, I'm allowed extra rations of non-marital sex. Yes, Christianity is working just fine right here!

You're probably only seeing one type of Christian. I'm a church-goer and I can assure you that I don't talk that way and none of the men in my church my age talk that way. We'd laugh at a tagline mentioning chivalry and romance. In fact, that's what I did.

Sit, stand, kneel, sit. I get enough of that in church every Sunday.

As a church-goer myself, I'm less prone to immediately heap scorn on something that self-consciously identifies itself as Christian than others are perhaps. And Christians deserve to have a media that serves their needs and interests, just as everyone else does.

Who mentioned anything about fame here,

It also eludes him. Puberty is, indeed, quite elusive for some.

SPOILER: No Chow Yun-Fat, no thanks.

If you think those other movies are as famous as the LOTR movies, I think we have nothing to discuss on this matter.

It's just possible Terry Richardson is good at seeming nice and friendly to celebrities when it is required of him. This shouldn't be that surprising.

I don't forget hunting knives, but hunting knives are not swords. And I'm pretty sure any reasonable person thinking of Legolas in the movies would think of the bow. The ratio of bow to knife use is overwhelming. He was a pussy in Troy. [Terrible movie, by the way.] Paris is a pussy. The punch Bloom threw is the punch…

I'm with you. Bad form by Bloom. They both come out looking pretty bad in this. That's not a problem for Bieber, since he already looks pretty bad all the time. It's a loser for Bloom, though. Scrapping [unsuccessfully] with a kid who can't even grow a decent mustache?

Bloom was more of a bow and arrow elf in the three movies he's most famous for.

I suspect what's happened in the Catholic Church has had a big impact on the way many people see this issue.

Our nation IS pussified. I blame all the cat videos.

Dick Cheney was unavailable?

I don't think you understand misandry or what it has to offer to us men.

I'm a man and I don't understand the hostility to misandry. As far as I'm concerned, a misandrist is someone very unlikely to invite me to her new house, thus sparing me the trouble of finding an appropriate housewarming present. By contrast, I can't find a single down side to misandry. Seriously — not one.