Gone are the days of handchecking and every kind of defense except man-to-man being illegal. I long for bygone days where 7 foot tall white guys with no discernible skills roamed the NBA and just sort of stood near the hoop.

Games must be close and high-scoring and feature incredible plays early in the shot clock and they must involve more than one player! Otherwise the NBA should be firebombed and all existence is worthless!

Just get a Honda Element. And if you so wish, maybe swap a S2000 motor in it.

My favorite part of the game was Ty Lue saying Korver didn’t play a lot because Semi Ojeleye didn’t play much & that was Korver’s match up. I can’t wait for game 6, where LeBron won’t start since Morris is on the bench & that’s his match up

Another Warriors vs Cavs finals would hurt a lot more

As someone who was not smart enough to be a math tutor, but smart enough not to need a math tutor, I have no idea what the heck you are talking about.

Enh, this is a pretty likeable Celtics team. A lot of hard working, young players, smart players, smartly coached.

why does it hurt? lil bron has had the easiest conference road through the playoffs for a decade. And now he’s playing a team that is without it’s assumed two best players. SO what is it again that we are sad about for poor Cleveland and lil bron?

She would lose to almost any ranked man. That being said, that’s a dumb standard to hold her to. Tennis is divided into men’s and woman’s, and therefore it’s perfectly rational to let the best performer in either one be labeled the greatest of all time.

It sometimes feels as though this column is uniquely devoted to making fun of Baseball for having unwritten rules combined with a frank and honest discussion about the unwritten rules of air travel and using the shitter.

On the flip, I wholeheartedly support this initiative where racists are voluntarily self-identifying.

It’s amazing how over-analytical, reactionary and conclusive every blog and headline has to be.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

Fun fact: this is how you audition for a role in Trailer Park Boys.

They’re not wrong.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

So no California or the Pacific Northwest, but we keep Mississippi and Alabama. Yeah, sure thing buddy.

Have you considered maybe not owning Fords?