Your dry t-shirt contest promotion sounds awesome.

If one opposes both Jerry Jones and Donny 2 Scoops in court, history will be your friend.

Plus being on “Mountain Time” just sounds good.

If they move the clocks one hour forward, then the sun comes up later. If the sun comes up later, that’s less time it can melt the polar ice caps. Less ice melting means less sea level rising, which means Florida won’t be underwater for like another million years.

And why the hell isn’t this website crying about Tebow getting booted for believing in god,

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Green, but with all the blue removed

either way, they’re delicious

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

Or because Pence’s personal beliefs have more in common with someone who lived in the mid 19th century?

I think we found the 12 year old... or at least someone with the mentality of one.

This has nothing to do. The appeal of street racing is the fact that it is illegal.

It’s probably not a bad idea to change the clutch now even if it isn’t slipping yet, but if it made it to 220k miles, changing it at 70k would have been incredibly wasteful.

Meh, you can call a friend that has 5 people that you don’t actually know who maybe have never sold drugs to a millionaire executive.

He gave his reasons. We should septum and move on.

You guys...I’m starting to think he may not actually be very bright.

I assume that knowing the true inner workings of Trump’s mind would carry the same horror factor as knowing firsthand. what the inside of an elephant’s asshole looks like.

I’m sure.

United Airlines: “I’ll get you one there as soon as possible”

Someone ask him to explain the chicken tax next. Please, someone ask hi to explain the chicken tax next.