“...Taking their smartphones out of play early on...”

Never seen a nip before?  Based on the trash I see along the roadway, their target market is guys looking to get their drink on during the drive home.

♫ I piss everywhere man, I piss everywhere ♪ ♫

$3k- $4k isn’t nothing, 10%-ish or so of the cost. Basically the difference between a new HR-V and a used CR-V.

I own an older Fit (2011) and my wife owns an HR-V (2020); if anything, the HR-V feels bigger. Not BIG by any stretch but it certainly doesn’t feel smaller.

I mean... my wife loves her HR-V. I just don’t like the CVT, otherwise it’s a good car. Reliable, yep. Cheap. Decently fuel efficient. Comfortable enough.  Small but plenty of room for our stuff when the four of us go on vacation. I wouldn’t call the interior “cheap” - it’s just not needlessly fancy.

It’s just a shame David Tracy has left.

Surprised they didn’t include you in the article.

So what I need to know... was the “LS/MFT” an abbreviation for “Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco,” or “Mother Fucking Tasty”?

“We need to make sure you’ve had your shots before allowing you into this museum.”

Well, the joke is pretty tired at this point and makes zero sense in this context. So you’re not missing anything.

Huh. Always wondered what Harris from “Freaks and Geeks” was up to.

“A fun climax” - seriously, are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?

Could also have something to do with how he learned to masturbate.

Did they get Lou Barlow to do the soundtrack?

“I’m someone who needs to feel a strong emotional connection before wanting to fuck someone. You, on he other hand, are a whore.”

I can’t name him because he is playing for my team (at least for now), but it’s pretty goddamn impossible to not love Tacko Fall regardless of where your team alliances happen to fall.

Looks to me like it missed, but not by five inches; more like two or three.  Ball had some pretty good movement on it.  Bad call but we’ve seen worse.  And fuck the Yankees.

If David Tyree doesn’t make that miracle catch, does ANYONE think of Eli as a Hall of Famer?

JaMarcus Russell approves!