Uh, the same Milgram experiments that wouldn’t pass any IRB today? No more damaging than that? Sure, sure. Good stuff.

Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

It is his shoulder hurts or it is in his head? He says his shoulder looks like it still hurts and then he says it is all in his head.

Okay. I’m sure 12 hours of forced sensitivity training will have a huge impact on people who have consistently been rewarded and promoted for being bigoted assholes.

So small you could crate it up and have it shipped freight.

After 2 Olympic Games, every country in the world is gonna need to add “50% Tongan” as an ethnicity option on government forms.

You really didn’t think Pita would just fold, did you?

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

My only regret is that I forgot to incorporate the fact that he was right in front of the judge’s table.

That man, while in the wrong and should be punished, is a god damn hero and it’s too bad he didn’t make it five feet further.

You miss every shot you don’t take

Next victim’s father...

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

They should put him in a bell jar at the international bureau of weights and measures, to be used for comparison to other players for all time.