Ha like there’ll be a Florida in 2543

Don’t listen to Patrick. Tell her your relationship is at an end if she doesn’t quit. If she refuses to quit, respect her decision and move on. As hard as that may be, you’ll be happier in the long run and the children will be happier as well.

something something five-hole something something two-man advantage something something Zamboni rides

Obviously the blue part here is the land.

+1:100 scale

This is how legends are made.

Golf on Tv. Best naps ever. Not like baseball, where there’s the chance of shouting, or a soccer/football match where, again, there’s a chance of excitement. Sure golf has moments, but it rarely goes above a normal voice level (after speaking the whole round in whispers). And since I don’t really care for golf,…

My concerns about a beer not being as good once they’re acquired by InBev isn’t about a “best if consumed by” date. It’s more about them incorporating cost-cutting measures into the beer-making process itself (e.g., cheaper hops, barley, etc.) in order to churn out more beer, and in turn sell more while spending less…

Consolidation of breweries is one thing (and yes, it’s overall not a good thing). The bigger issue is consolidation in the alcohol industry is consolidation of distribution, something AB/InBev has been doing for decades. Buying “craft” breweries does multiple things for them in this regards:

“All right, kid. Pack your things. You’ve been traded to the Marlins.”

Oh, that Jeter. Still handing out gift baskets.

FWIW, one of the few things the Browns have done right is hiring minorities at all levels.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

They’re still trying to figure out where East and West Korea went.

don’t forget undoing whatever the black guy did.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

This has been your Daily Deadspin Reminder: Never Try.

So what you’re saying is that people with money should simply ignore these communities entirely. That’s what will happen, because these aren’t the type of people who are going to vote in support of social programs that will advance the ideas you are suggesting.