“It looks like you’re trying to keep your leg in one piece. Can I help?”

Frankly, you had it coming, Coach Knight.

Not everything needs or has a damn hack. PAY for a ticket, sit in a seat, watch your ONE movie and go home. Use a rewards card if you want to get a free popcorn now and then.

Your “hack” involves paying the movie theaters MORE?! Away with you! Away!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

You’re glad the dude who finally made the franchise relevant is gone? Alright then...

Their contact began, Allen said, after Coleman catfished him by pretending to be “a number of attractive women interested in Ray Allen.”

I’d have gone with something like “I’m thankful for my family’s health ... and ObamaCare being in place to take care of it along with millions of other Americans.”

We would have also accepted “I’m thankful for term limits.”

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

Incredibly stupid on the part of Colangelo and the Sixers, who haven’t distinguished themselves either with how they’ve handled Fultz’s shoulder situation. A rando second-rounder for Okafor may be nice, but they’ve been trying to trade him for two years now and it’s not going to happen now that they’ve declined his…

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on

“Hey John- Why the long face?”

Damn... That video really underscores the fact that at the end of the day, these guys are just kids. Jaylen just turned 21, only spent a year in college, and transferred high schools apparently at least once. Combined with constant hard work and travel, plus the very weird societal dynamic that comes with being an NBA…

If the coaches want to wear camo gear, they should also have to wear helmets, carry toy guns and talk into military style radios instead of headsets. If you wanna play army men, play fucking army men.

One day, I’m gonna be brave enough to accidentally walk into someone wearing camo and say “oops, sorry bud, didn’t see you there!” and walk off.

I’ve only ever done a 50-miler, but I can confirm that ultras are more mental than they are physical. If you’re going to be serious about doing one, you train so much that the physical aspect is not such a big deal. It’s when you’re sitting at mile 30 (or in her case, mile 60 or so), that your mind starts to fuck with…

Narrator: What he said was not funny.

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It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.