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Calling men they hate “Chad”....I can’t help but be reminded of The Root calling white women “Becky.”

 Fuck Trump voters. A few of my fellow Liberal friends always criticize me for my hateful attitude towards them and other bigots. Saying I should be try to be nice to them and win over their hearts and minds. Fuck that. It’s not my job. I’m no therapist. Some act like I’m worse than Richard Spencer because I would…

I wanted to make Curt Schilling jokes. I wanted to make NWA jokes.

REALLY, A TEAM BECOMES A WHOLE LOT WORSE AFTER TRADING FOR CARMELO ANTHONY???? COLOR ME FUCKING SHOCKED.

Jezebel is the absolute best. Woman admits to violence against a man and everyone understands and atta girl. Man does it and the world ends. Shoutout to all my hypocrites out there. Also love that even though the flight had to be diverted, no charges cuz like awwww poor woman. Gimme a break.

Depends, I usually assemble a crowd of villagers so they may bask in the glory of the event, there’s the sacrifice of the fatted calf and then we light a pyre and sing the songs of our ancestors deep into the solstice night.

He’ll lead the league in steals, is what I’m saying.

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

Actually, I think he prefers a flat grill.

Honest question: Why do you follow a league in which you feel that more than 80% of the teams are terrible?

Maybe we’re living inside a Larry David sitcom, and the purpose of the monologue was to be awkward and make everyone uncomfortable.

Andrew Luck didn’t play at the start of the season because of his injured shoulder, and now he won’t play for any part of it.

The EV tax credit is one of those double-edged swords where on the one hand I’m like, “hey they should be able to do this without subsidies” and on the other hand I’m like, “but we need the people to buy this stuff so the makers can innovate.”

Nope, they’ll build plenty of EVs in China and the EU, where people actually believe in science and are concerned about climate change.

You are very small minded. This incentive is supposed to drive innovation and move our transportation system forward.

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

I’ve done work on dehydration for the Army. Thirst is NOT a reliable indicator unless under circumstances that you are very acclimated to. Used to living in the Northeast and not doing much physical labor? You’ll find you can’t rely on your thirst to tell you when to drink if you suddenly are doing a lot of work in…