The worst/funniest rage quit I ever witnessed came from a guy I knew in high school who I’ll call Shane. I didn’t play many games back then, especially FPS games, but Shane loved them. Halo was one of his favorites, and after months of pestering me to try it I finally gave in. Big fucking mistake.

Coolest cars? Perhaps.

Riley Curry, top sports baby in the game right now

Should have said “how many times did you fail police academy before you gave up?”

The five-headed Mount Rushmore of sports corruption.

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This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

Somewhere, Chuck Schumer is wishing he'd made that joke.

You’d think the international anti-corruption agency would basically be called “Sepp Blatter should resign, then we’ll get to other shit”.

FIFA is ordering out for lunch today.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

For the record, my shit smells AWFUL. Like maybe I should see a doctor. And I’m sorry I offended your pals at Fox and Friends. I hope they’ll be okay.

You know, the only thing that pisses me off about that is the fact that it has to be wrapped up in a dick measuring exercise. God knows that we all don’t know how to do this or that but promoting such a stupid fucking book while failing at the exercise is just simply pathetic and rage worthy. Collectively, they have…

These people constantly insinuate that liberals are inept, incompetent pussies, and if you can’t see the bitter irony in the segment you need to reevaluate your life buddy.

That’s not a hot take. That’s a reasonable take. Actually, it’s a right take.

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Is there such a thing as a Ruben Amaro fan

Yes, that's the important thing.