Was the point of this post to make me compare myself to this guy, realize that I've done much more today, and feel adequate?
da_Bird
dabird
Deductive reasoning tells me you don't need another coffee.
It is biased toward common sense.
"There's a certain irony that Mr. Musk complains about government intervention such as consumer-protection driven franchised dealer laws, yet Tesla wouldn't exist as it does today without massive government handouts."
Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.
In Massachusetts, we spend a long time on our history too. But that's because we basically invented America. *flips hair*
"That was fun for a minute."
One rock, about 8-inches in diameter...
Personally I think it'd be alright to give Tebow another shot at the NFL. He definitely did win some games he appeared to have no business winning, he's a talented athlete, and throwing motions are in theory fixable. Is he really worse than Geno Smith or Christian Ponder? He could at least be useful as a backup, and…
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"Can't deny that the windmill was tight, though."
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That picture is misleading to the point of being dishonest. Security guard wasn't putting his hand behind his back, she was leading him away. Watch the video.
Isn't the western version of this how do you use a fork? Pretty sure if the fork or chopsticks are doing a good job of getting food into your mouth without spilling it everywhere you're using them just fine.
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And who can forget the infamous Ryan Vinz story, a Sabres rink employ who got the call.
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MOAR MUTTON BUSTIN'!!!!!
I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.
Wait, someone on the Mets came up and snatched someone's lunch out of his hands, and it wasn't Bartolo Colon?
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Although tangential to your joke: It's Harvard. They're all fucking named Tyler.