Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

That is an impressive mustache. But I don't think it tops A-Rod's beard.

is it weird that my first thought upon seeing this image is that if these two kissed their facial hair wouldn't touch each other?

Sometimes you lose grip of the ball when you go to shoot. I'm not sure why this is even featured.

And a final reminder: Street racing is the dumbest thing and the people who do it are literal human garbage.

"Huh, so they're not that different from us after all."

Not lip-synching? I am shocked. Shocked!

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

"This is our fucking batters box."

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

1a) Koko B Ware

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.

All this means is that someone other than B.J Upton will lead the league in strikeouts this year

300zx with T-tops. It might even come with cocaine and some Phil Collins tapes.

VCU students aren't trying to trick anybody, they're seriously that bad at counting.

Why does everyone always feel for the truckers.

Fuck that guy. Hopefully he tries this again and it goes more like this guy's attempt.

Fitting that Novak would be "Bud Wiser" since both have terrible hops.

I hate my hometown Sixers. I was on board with the tanking until today. But trading away a good young PG (for a high draft pick, but those don't always pan out) and a good young role player (for basically nothing) makes no sense. GM Sam Hinkie wants to paint himself as the architect of a future dynasty, but if he were…