That top picture; that’s like 180 degrees of blind spot, isn’t it?

Yeah, when I was shopping around for used Nissans, it was only going to save me about $4k to go with a 2- or 3-year old Frontier versus just buying brand new. I figured it was worth it, to have the full factory warranty, to not have 30k miles of wear and tear on the brakes and the tires, and to be that much further…

I mean, how many times have we seen Rondo do this exact same thing?

The good news is that there’s lots of precedence for point guards without a jump shot to develop one quickly once they hit the pros. I mean, there’s Jason Kidd and.... Jason Kidd, and... uh... did I mention Jason Kidd?

Simmons is going to win ROY, but he’s the last of the three candidates I’d take if I were starting a team today.

A couple days ago, you guys were bitching that Philly left Ben Simmons in the game when he was sucking, even though he’s clearly their second-nest player.

“The Process” was nothing more than “Oh, if we lose games, we get a better draft pick!” Fucking genius, that is.

There’s going to be a lot of smalball starting lineups with Tatum at the 4, and Baynes hopefully comes back to help anchor the defense. Unless they make a monster move for AD.

It’s easier to properly evaluate Al Horford if you think of him as basically being Tim Duncan circa 2010-2011.

They can only ejaculate if they’re within five feet of a woman. So be careful if you’re riding a bus with one.

Fundamentally sound.

Marcus Smart is like Tony Allen, if Tony Allen was also a pretty damn good pick-and-roll point guard. You can win a lot of games with a guy like that around, even if there are big holes in their game. I’m not sure they’ll keep Rozier around if they manage to re-sign Smart, though - especially since Lankins isn’t that…

To be fair, swans are dicks.

“Who spends a lot of money to drive in a pile of poop?”

Uh, the Celtics offense has run pretty terrifically with Marcus Smart handling the point. He’s pretty damn good running the pick-and-roll, “klutzy” or not.

I mean.... can’t be any worse, right?

TL/DR; “Have you watched it?!!”

The original (British) Kitchen Nightmares was a terrific show, because it really felt like the passion was legitimate; he would yell and scream but it had a purpose, that he was legitimately trying to help these folks cook better food and run a better restaurant. But at some point, he became a caricature of himself,…

“You need to grow the fuck up, or this marriage isn’t going to last a year.” Seriously, if he’s throwing a temper tantrum because you’re asking him to maybe not play video games every night until 4:00 AM, if he’s taking you for granted SIX MONTHS into the marriage... you really think that’s going to get better? This…

“Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there’s only a 10 percent chance of that.”