So, you want people to come by and do your math homework, and you’ll pay them a quarter?

If you want midsized, look at a Frontier. It’s five grand cheaper than anything else in the category. It’s an older design, but it’s reliable and... it’s a truck. Who the fuck needs a touch screen “infotainment” system in a pickup?

You also don’t need to buy a Toyota. I bought a reasonably-equipped Nissan Frontier (crew cab, heated non-leather seats, built-in bed extender, tow package) for about $28k. That same money would have bought me a four-year old crew-cab Tacoma with ~50k miles.

Doing your best Marv Albert “YES!” impersonation is probably not appropriate, however.

Kato Kaelin. Who happens to be 5'10".

I thought he retired to make wine after the Mo Lewis hit.

When you do the math, it’s a 6.26% interest rate ($829 monthly payments, for 144 months, on a loan of $83,800).

I’ve got about a dozen of them from when I was working in a convenience store. Some kid came in with them to buy three dollars worth of garbage. He had obviously stolen them from his dad, but his dad was a dick anyway so I let him do the purchase and then bought them out of the register. No idea what they’re worth,…

In this context specifically, why would you assume that going through each other’s search history represents a lack of privacy? It’s kind of hot, knowing what’s been getting your partner off.

I’d absolutely love it if a half-dozen Republicans decided to challenge the Orange Fuck in 2020 - let’s watch the whole fucking party burn to the ground.

As a basketball fan, I’m disappointed that Dirk didn’t ask for a trade to a contending team. No one would have begrudged him one iota for making that request. Celtics fan, I would have loved to see him leading the offense off the bench - but even if he went somewhere else to fill that role, that would have been better…

Eh. Just set the draft order at the All-Star break. Not many teams are in full-tank mode until the last two months of the season (they’re at least less obvious about it). Make that (simple) change and 90% of the tanking problem goes away, without blowing up the whole system. Which will never, ever happen regardless -…

How is it useless? It’s exactly as valuable as taking ball four. Bunting for a (free!) base hit is not the same thing as doing a sacrificial bunt.

Or just get good enough at bunting (and deploy it frequently enough) where they stop using the shift against you every at-bat. Take the 1.000 OBS while it’s being offered, and when they get out of the way, get back to swinging for the four-bagger.

It’s hard to know, sometimes, what exactly it is that a manager does every day. I’d figure that teaching the infielders how to play the shift would be one of those things they ought to do - and if their players aren’t prepared, maybe they should hold off on using the shift until they are?

It’s in such nice shape that I’d hate to turn around and use it as a truck. I’d rather it have a few dents and dings and be a couple grand cheaper. It’d be ridiculous to own a truck like this and then be afraid of hurting it!

Playing four rookies last night (including two second-rounders), Jaylen Brown as a YOUNG second-year player, Shane Larkin as a reclamation project, and the only “veterans” are Rozier, Baynes, and Greg Monroe. And yet they’re winning four in a row, and beating GOOD teams, and not tanking.

It’s not the most *inconspicuous* way to steal a car, now is it? All I can think of is if Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles happened to acquire a forklift, this is exactly what they would do with it.

As long as it’s diesel, it’ll sell like crazy; all those Truck Bros will be able to roll coal without having to make any modifications.

“Insured for social domestic pleasure” is extra-creepy given that it’s a windowless Transit van.