They wouldn’t sell it as an HD, they’d sell it as a “LiveWire” (or ideally, as a Buell). That’s the whole fucking point, selling to people they ain’t selling to today.

Jae Crowder sucks, but it’s not just since he was traded - he was massively overrated. He had a great stretch for a couple months, but other than that he’s a bench guy, your third or fourth wing. Can’t move laterally any more so he’s a bad defender, and can’t do anything offensively without a lot of help.

Celtics still have the DPE to spend on a bench scorer, or on another big to shore up the paint defense and solidify their rebounding.

I wouldn’t say that “Brooks absolutely dominates the specialty running market” by a long stretch. Their market share is a little higher than Saucony and Asics and New Balance, but it’s pretty widely spread out. Brooks’ shoes aren’t particularly cheap or expensive relative to their competitors. I wouldn’t even think of…

What the studies might show about long-term battery degradation has fuck-all to do with consumer behavior. People are used to seeing rechargeable batteries on all of their devices begin to degrade in about two years. Obviously the batteries in an iPhone and a Tesla are worlds different, but that’s how we’re…

There’s also the issue of... these are people ASKING him for advice! It’s not like he’s butting into the middle of a conversation two lesbians are having between themselves.

“Trumpy Santorum” somehow involves urine and Cheeto dust.

They should try playing Gonzaga.

It’s not that tough to imagine. I’ve got some fic you can read where he’s not wearing any pants, either.

Couldn’t you just like, download BB-8's personality and memory onto a flash drive and get him a new body?

So, is Beasley now Deadspin’s official new man-crush? The player that’s better than most casual fans give him credit for, but not nearly as good as Deadspin’s writers seem to think?

You can’t just toss “worth every bit of that contract” as a given. He certainly is TODAY, but the deal was absurd from the moment it was signed. There could very easily be $150M of regret in that contract, depending on how Stanton ages. That’s a huge gamble that only a handful of teams have the financial wherewithal…

... wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck. Or the Creedence.

I never understood the point of buying a sweater that was intentionally made ugly. Like, wearing a sweater that your great-aunt knitted for you that’s huge and terrible and wearing it ironically; OK, fine. But spending real money just to pretend you have bad taste?...

I never understood the point of buying a sweater that was intentionally made ugly. Like, wearing a sweater that your…

... fuckin’ Deadspin writers can’t take a piss without help from the commentariat. What the hell?

Uh... okay? There’s a joke here somewhere?

Gift card to a specialty shop. Even if I knew someone needed climbing gear, I’d rather give them the money so that they could buy exactly what they wanted/needed for their climbing setup rather than just guess.

It’s simple; by the time you get the stuffing hot enough to be safe, the rest of the turkey’s going to be bone-dry. And the stuffing’s not any better than if you just cooked it on the side with a decent chicken stock.

The C’s may be “stacked” with recent lottery picks, but they’re all super-young players and he’s been able to get them to play like seasoned veterans. There are other teams with a lot of young talent but it’s pretty rare to see it mesh as seamlessly as it has under Stevens. And, he’s earned enough respect where even…

I agree, although Stevens is also getting very good play (albeit in limited minutes) from unheralded guys like Semi Ojeleye and Daniel Theis.