If you took LeBron off this team - like, let’s say it was LeBron who broke his leg opening night instead of Gordon Hayward, the Cavs would be what - a 25 win team, tops? I mean, LeBron’s LeBron, he’ll get them into the playoffs regardless, but this such a terrible collection of has-beens around him, there’s no…

I almost ran into someone the other day who apparently believed you needed to come to a full stop before entering a rotary even when said rotary was entirely devoid of traffic. Ugh.

But will it protect me from shrapnel when my sunroof explodes?

I don’t know. Once I gave my wife her ring, the “hone jobs” pretty much stopped.

Might want to slow down the Embiid hype until he plays more games than Greg Oden.

Tatum’s been more athletic than I expected. He still reminds me a lot of Paul Pierce, sometimes looking a little awkward but with such good footwork.

It still never made any sense. They were paying him anyway, and it didn’t seem like they saved any money by cutting him. As terrible as Osweiler is, is he really worse than these stiffs?

You don’t want the system to be abused? Make everything transparent. But they don’t want that, because the coaches and administrators don’t want people to know where the money is actually going.

Dead wrong, 100% wrong. David Tracy’s job is to... well, write about wrenching on old Jeeps. $800 on a Jeep and a couple grand on parts... that’s an investment in having content to write about. Same with Doug DeMuro buying old Range Rovers and Aston Martins; terrible financial decisions unless your job is writing…

I don’t know. I can think of one fucktard 71 year old who desperately wants to drop some bombs.

You want to make baseball popular with young folks? Let the players have some fun. Hell, how much fun does going to a baseball game in Korea look? The old fucks (many of whom are still playing) would have a fucking conniption if the league ever went in that direction... but why the hell not? Cheerleaders and chants…

What are you going to do if you DON’T trade for Irving? Go three months with Smart and Rozier as your point guards, and then hope that IT is back to 100% by March? Irving’s a top-10 player in the league; Hayward is probably top 20-25, and Horford’s better (particularly in Stevens’ system) than he gets credit for.

Kurt and Courtney, aka “The Darlene Conners.”

The Element wasn’t quite that wide, which would have been nice but it wasn’t a dealbreaker. I could bring sheet goods home but they couldn’t lie flat, they had to be angled. Only really an issue with drywall, which you solve by purchasing a $8 piece of OSB for them to lie on top of so they don’t collapse. A full…

I think the real problem is that there isn’t much for Tom to do with a no-haggle dealership! It’s his business model that’s under pressure here.

It’s an Element with a sliding door. I absolutely LOVED my Element, but the suicide doors were a pain in the ass. I would be ALL OVER this if it ever makes it into production.

But it’s not just giving up the $200 to close that sale... you’re no longer a “no haggle” dealership at that point, and you’ve lost your leverage against every other prospect who walks in the door.

There’s losing a $30k sale, but it’s really a couple grand of profit. And keeping that hard line about not negotiating on price means that every sale they DO make, then end up earning a couple hundred bucks more in profit. On balance, it’s probably a good business model for them, being willing to walk away from some…

Catholic, but not a Catholic school girl. Which just means she loved getting fucked but didn’t have a uniform to do it in.

My high school girlfriend was SUPER religious, but she had no problem getting fingerbanged in a church parking lot because it wasn’t a Catholic church.