... if you define “excitement” in your life by the times you nearly ran out of gasoline...

One change; luxury tax penalties should be calculated based on the salaries on all players in the system, not just guys on the 40-man roster. The Sox have Rusney Castillo buried in Pawtucket - they’re still paying his cash salary, but it’s not counted in the luxury tax calculations. If you want to give some 17 year…

That’s not a knife. This is a baseball bat.

That ride could well be worth nine hundred bucks!

We’ve got the “Lenox Millionaires” currently under review up in Western MA. Apparently some rich folks, second-homeowners helped save the sports program back in the 1950s, and this is how they decided to thank them? The students HATE the name and are pushing for it to be changed, but there’s a bit of resistance from…

I figure they’ll start calling around the league, telling other GMs that “Listen, we need to get rid of Okafor, just give us a second-round pick and he’s yours!” and then send them the wrong fucking Okafor! It’s a trick to steal a draft pick!

OH MY GOD BEAR IS DRIVING HOW CAN THAT BE?

The problem is, the things that make football fun to watch are the very things that make former players shoot themselves in the head after they retire.

A good rule to live by; if you happen across a lone sock in the woods, LEAVE IT ALONE.

“I don’t feel like I need to read a book.” Spoken like a true Trump supporter.

What nightmare? That you might have to buy a car that you can afford?

Fuck that - they aren’t selling gasoline for $20 a gallon after a hurricane. This isn’t “price gouging” - no one has to buy a fucking Honda Civic.

Who needs a fucking engineer to do eighth grade math?

#notallrunners

It wasn’t funny, but we’ll forgive you because of “Charmin Sandiego”

Public bathrooms a block away - did you miss that part? I’ve had plenty of close calls in the morning... and I adjusted! Made sure to drink my coffee and take care of business before heading out the door. There is something going on with Carmen here - any normal person, if they DID have an “incident” of this sort,…

So... he bought a trailer without looking inside? That seems... odd. Pretty lucky it wasn’t full of dead migrants.

“Of course I got my balls snipped, dear! Would I lie to you about that?”

A whole bunch of incest happening in the previous few generations might explain a LOT.

Right? The animated series probably holds up better than anything else he’s ever done, including the “Jersey Trilogy.” The jokes had to be quick and punchy, and he couldn’t just fall back on dropping f-bombs in lieu of actual humor.