Even from the outside, it was obvious at the time that this was a potentially spectacular trade from the Celtics’ perspective; Auerbachian. LOVED, LOVED, LOVED Pierce and KG but they had both clearly lost a step (KG had probably lost two). The rest of the Nets roster wasn’t THAT good. And they had absolutely no way…

Kept me from buying a Tundra last year, the shit visibility. I mean, it was more truck that I really needed, but it was a pretty good deal. The way my driveway was situated, though, was going to require an eight-point turn every time I left the house, and I couldn’t see a damn thing, anywhere, behind me.

Isn’t that kind of the point of the Ridgeline? To an extent, the Subaru Baja as well (although the bed on that was so ridiculously small, it didn’t really offer ANY truck functionality).

At the very least, it would get people to forget about the Warriors blowing last year’s Finals after being up 3-1.

Watching my car rust.

So... slot him in to Philly at #3?

My mom saw my weiner every day for probably the first five years of my life. Your mom’s seen it every day for the past ten.

At least fans from around the country know who the hell he/she is, unlike 90% of this list. Although it’s nice to see Dustin Diamond coming in at #63.

The good news is that since the body only contains a finite amount of energy, he’ll soon be dead.

I mean, anyone who didn’t think the C’s (Smart and Bradley, in particular) weren’t going to come out full-force this game hasn’t been watching them. And I’m sure there was a little complacency on Cleveland/LeBron’s part. I expect the C’s will battle and be competitive for the rest of the series but I doubt they win…

Crack pipe, all day.

Rumor I heard was that Delonte West fucked his mom.

... with the Warriors blowing a 15-1 series lead.

You don’t run 20% slower in 80° weather; that’s nonsense. I’m not the fastest guy in the world, but I’m usually running a 5K in a little under 24 minutes. I’m not pushing 29 minutes in the middle of the summer. The actual difference for me is probably closer to 4%, tops.

Highly recommend Ethan Newberry’s documentary about Brian Morrison, “A Decade On.” In 2006, Morrison was leading the Western States ultra (100 miles) by about twenty minutes, but he collapsed literally within sight of the finish line. He was helped across the finish line by his pacers, Dorando Petri-style. Brought…

Owning the shop is key. Kids get it hammered into them at an early age that the only way to get ahead involves a four-year degree, but leaning a trade and being taught some business fundamentals can lead itself to much better outcomes than a four-year English Lit degree. The need for auto technicians and…

Yup. Intentional foul, one free throw, the fouled team retains possession, throw the ball in from midcourt with fourteen seconds on the shot clock. Easy solution to ugly basketball.

“AA meeting coffee.”

I’m still pissed the Celtics traded Joe Smooth instead of Kedrick Brown!

Rondo showing how good a player he can be when he actually gives a fuck (getting back against the Celtics in the playoffs) just shows how much of an asshole he is for sucking the rest of the time.