Shorting the stock, it’s had to go to zero to double your money (ignoring transaction costs). But you can buy out-of-the-money puts cheaply (especially since he only needed short-term puts), and if the stock prices drops far enough below the strike price you could make a SHITLOAD. Like, pay $0.25/share for an option…

Their payroll is basically half the two next lowest teams; pretty sure “collusion” requires more than one fucking team.

That’s important if you were talking about one example of a specific car, but they’re talking about a large population of vehicles here. And if people are choosing to fix their Honda Accords more often than say, their Subaru Legacies, that may tell us other things besides JUST how often they need major repairs - how…

Much better would be to get Ted Cruz to do it, just so we could hear him waxing poetically about “stepping foot on the baseball square” and “throwing a ball toward the house plate.”

I mean, technically Jon Lester comes up to bat three times a game, so... age 105?

Washing/drying is easy - it gets done around other chores, like getting the kids ready for bed or doing other cleaning on Saturday morning.

Don’t you mean a load of Coors Beer that needs to be picked up in in Texarkana?

Is he married to a speed skater?

You can tell David Tracy’s dead-Willys project is getting to him; this is the first time I can remember him recommending something other than a Jeep.

Looks like Pedro Cerrano was right; Jesus can’t help him hit a curveball.

I wonder how he feels about Danny not getting him ANY help at the deadline. Like, I get that the asking prices for Paul George and Jimmy Butler may have just been too high... but I would have gambled on Boogie Cousins for the price New Orleans paid. Even a guy like Nerlens Noel would have helped them defensively -…

Are they even eligible for the NIT?

... if an 80-mile range buys you a month of commuting... have you tried walking? ;)

Doesn’t it really feel like Greg Oden SHOULD have been drafted by Philly?

That, combined with the assumption that battery life is going to get worse over time, makes an 80-mile range unacceptably short. What kind of mileage would I expect with a four-year old car in the dead of winter?

If South Carolina wants to secede, do we really want to stop them?

Even if Danny Ainge wasn’t willing to give up the Nets pick, it sure seems like the C’s could have put together a much more attractive trade package. And Cousins has always seemed like someone that Danny REALLY coveted, and he would have immediately filled the team’s biggest need.

Those Philly teams were shit on offense, but they were hella-good defensively. The C’s have no one even close to a Mutumbo in the middle. The rest of the East was terrible back then, though.

I know it’s not a bad answer for this particular question, but David Tracy is that classic hammer that sees every problem as a Jeep,

I know it’s not a bad answer for this particular question, but David Tracy is that classic hammer that sees every problem as a Jeep,