By a magnitude of about fifty, this was the nicest car David Tracy’s driven all year.

If she’s flipping out because you bought the wrong brand of waffles... you know you’ve got to get the fuck out of there, right? Like... NOW.

I have a feeling I’m going to end up in one of these in about a year’s time. Almost bought a truck when my Honda Element shit the bed last year, and kind of kicking myself - but everything that I read about the Ridgeline seems to point to it being spot-on what I need, as a guy that makes about three trips to Home…

Well, Phil.

... and of course, Steven Adams took it “Right In The Nuts.”

Why was David Tracy’s suggestion of “100 broken Jeeps!” rejected?

He’s not interesting in the least. He’s a man with ONE fucking idea; lose games to get better draft picks. No clue how to make better picks, or how to develop players, or to figure out more a more efficient way to build a team or to play. He has NOTHING except “if you lose the most games you might get to pick…

What a fucking poser. The dude made ONE FUCKING OBSERVATION and he thinks he’s a savant. “If you lose more games, you get to pick higher in the draft!” No ideas about how to play more efficient basketball; leave that to Golden State. No ideas about how to better-identify talent, even deeper in the draft; that’s…

It looks like #11 was holding the defender in the end zone, while the play was still occurring. If that was the hold that was accepted, the result of the penalty would have still been a safety.

There’s not a one of those that’s a proper midlife crisis vehicle, unless you’re planning to fuck teenage girls in the back of the station wagon.

I’ve thought about getting a $100 Chromebook and then only using that for porn, never anything that would require a credit card or that would link to any of my other accounts. Password-protected so the kids can’t get into it (I never look at anything on my phone or laptop, since the kids use those, too). And I’m…

Did he get a brown card for that?

Well, you wouldn’t be taking a job away from anyone, because it’s not like his team would go with a 24-man roster. But there would be managers who would be scared shitless to do it, because of the inevitable outcry if he ever got hurt (“You let your best pitcher hit? Idiot!”/”You let your best hitter pitch? What a…

As long as it’s got enough torque ratio, 423HP is fine.

The Commission, the most highly respected coach (Popovich), and the best player (LeBron) have all been willing to speak out on important societal issues, which sets the tone for everyone else. It’s terrific, and honestly it’s making me be a fan of the NBA again.

I was thinking the other day... what was it, 28 years ago that Gary Hart had to drop out of the Democratic primary because of the “Monkey Business” affair? And it there wasn’t any doubt about his dropping out - having an extramarital affair was an automatic disqualification for the Presidency.

#1. Make one gallon of scorpion venom (https://beyondtype1.org/the-10-most-expensive-liquids-in-the-world/) and use my $39,000,000 to buy whatever skeeter-free car I want.

You remember that his son died right at the time he had to decide whether to throw his hat in the ring, right? Biden would have absolutely DESTROYED Trump, there is no doubt in my mind; he’s the guy who crossed over and gets the support of blue-collar-but-red-voting Americans. He’s the guy who doesn’t stand for an…

Obligatory “I’m afraid I just blue myself.”

Jared Sullinger is enough butt for all the of these guys, combined.