... between this post, and the $2000 Canadian Porsche earlier... all I can think is that I cannot WAIT to see Clarkson and the boys back in action on the 18th.

Whatever they decide, it’s important that they maintain a sense of the city’s history, which is why I’m proposing they change the team name to “The Cleveland River Fire.”

... I’m not sure what *I* was thinking, responding to a conversation from six years ago!

Is that a dildo that’s blurred out, right under the word “happy”?

Even if you didn’t mind taking a break... if it’s taking EVERYONE a half-hour to re-charge, how long are you going to have to wait until you can even begin charging? It may not be that big a deal to charge when there’s only a handful of electric vehicles around, but the system scales up TERRIBLY.

... the US dollar hasn’t been “weak” in years...

Uh... not since, like, January 2013. It’s gone up this year, but one CAD is still only worth about $0.75.

Side benefit of Cruz growing a beard; he can keep a little Campbell’s Chunky in it for later.

“Yup. Ratings are down because, uh... the election!”

You can still have fun while being an adult. The author seems to revel in her ignorance, which is problematic.

Hands are too big.

I *really* wanted Biden to run this year... but I understand why he didn’t, and his decision not to (knowing that this was realistically his last shot) makes me respect him all the more.

The only story of consequence at this point is how there IS no story. These are all the exact conversations that I would expect ANY politician to be having. People who express “outrage!” when her team is talking about political considerations... I mean, how naive can you get?

Uh, hello? Florida?

... if this was your daily driver, wouldn’t you make your commute as long as possible?

Yeah, and that crotch-buckle’s a beast to get snapped (and uncomfortable for the kid) when they’ve got a huge winter jacket on. It’s often best to take the jacket off and let them use it as a blanket.

Did Hammond and Jezza hide another cow’s head in James May’s car?

Your last sentence is wrong. You can’t just cut players without consequence, because of accelerated cap hits (the signing bonus not being able to be spread out over six or seven years, but having to be accounted for all at one), and because of dead money on the books. And because the NFL’s got a hard cap, that can…

Everyone talks about the “lack of guaranteed money” in NFL contracts and how teams can cut players, but a good chunk of that is bullshit. There IS plenty of guaranteed money in the NFL; guys just get it all up-front in the form of signing bonuses, which you hardly ever see in the NBA or MLB. Kaep getting $12M in a…

Glad I’m not the only one. Doubly-creepy this week.