You’re right. Not about too soon, because that is fucking wrong. But I was too harsh. A thousand and one apologies.

NEVER! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

After the ScarJo suit, I would have thought AV Club had realized that whatever lanes it occupies, legal ones are not it.

Timothy Olyphant and Sam Rockwell both auditioned for Stark as well. 

It’s encouraged by excrementitious journalists like that parasite Joanna Robinson, who should be in jail for what happened to the kid who played Olly on Game of Thrones. 

Some possiblities: Black Bolt. A newly cast Namor. That Kilmonger variant who stayed King of Wakanda, Xu Wenwu, 

“It’s too soon” is the very fucking definition of gatekeeping. You’re a gatekeeping gatekeeper.

Matt Murdock just told me you’re dumb

You showed ignorance with the Black Bolt thing, entitlement with the “it’s too soon” bullshit and your commenting existence is an offense. Do better.

They have Black Bolt. Who the fuck are you to say if it’s too early for Reed and Namor. There will be another Black Panther.

The Winter Olympics suck. Figure skating stopped being fun when they made them stop whacking each other with iron bars. There are approximately 100,000 events of the same general concept of skiing or sledding down a hill as fast or as cool as possible.

Plus, and I am stealing this from someone smarter, finding the…

Good Jesus, that kid looks just like Magic. 

I am thrilled the Netflix guys are back in the fold, but I hope Feige comes out at some point and says:

“We are going to pick and choose what worked and go with that. If it didn’t work, or if we thought it was a dumbass decision, we are going to ignore it.

For instance, if we think Ben Urich would be a valuable…

Hey, look, everyone. Someone who expects the world to fucking stop because they haven’t gotten around to seeing a movie that came out Dec. 17.

No, I think that’s a miss. I defended the notion of casting someone who was comics accurate - as in, a white guy - but I think there’s a reason Jones hasn’t been heard from since.

Dr. Phil toxic?

There’s a surprise. That’s an incredible surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.

Hmmmm, maybe Bill Pullman is the American Hugh Grant?

I’m relieved to hear that this is at least mildly competent. I was really afraid when I saw the trailers.

Also, my take on Notting Hill is that Grant and Roberts’ characters are split up inside of five months. This is in the file cabinet of takes next to:

* Kate tells Leopold after eight months of 1876 hygiene standards…

I hope you die after a rattlesnake bites you in the taint.

He is in the MCU proper. He’s in Thor 4. I think he’s playing Zeus, which leads me to believe we’re going to get Hercules at some point.

Foreigner and Silver Sable were married at one point, so them actually having sex wouldn’t really be detestable.