What even is Damage Control anymore? They were introduced in Homecoming as a governmental clean-up crew now they’re what? Like the FBI? Hunting down super people? When did that happen?

Also, Seydoux is no Diana Rigg. They couldn’t find an actress who who could stand toe-to-toe with Craig? It makes the whole OHMSS-style ending fall apart, like he’s quitting and taking his hot young secretary with him during a mid-life crisis. Everyone at MI6 is like, “he’s done this before, he’ll be back on Monday.”

Whatever my disappointment with the show, pales in comparison to my disappointment with the quality of these reviews. The lack of comprehension and understanding is just pathetic, and makes reading them a chore.

Read this atrocity of a review. It’s bad for all the reasons y’all have made but:

It’s almost as if --- and hear me out, i know it’s crazy --- barsanti is catastrophically bad at his job 

“I thought I wanted a thing, but then I got the thing, and I realized maybe I don’t want it, because I don’t seem to have a really firm grasp on what I like or why I like it despite all these words!”

Marvel made it seem like he would only be in that one episode

...And by the good people of “Hey Ellie Kempler is racist! Pass it on.”

And note that the official Star Lord Twitter account now has T’Challa, almost like they’re doing it for every episode and all that outrage over Peggy “replacing” Sam was completely stupid.

Asked to comment on the “Changing the ‘Captain America Twitter Avatar to Captain Carter” controversy, Feige said, “What in the Goddamned hell are you talking about?”

Chris Cuomo’s gotta be up there.

I love this so much. Christmas card message. Thank you!

You’re being a bit uncharitable - the general consensus was that the Zoom aspect of the Golden Globes et al. made for truly terrible television 

The current AV Club seems to be going through a truly awkward identity crisis, like a high school dork unsuccessfully trying to hang out with the popular kids. They’ll post recaps of The Bachelor that get less than 10 comments, but turn their back on covering The Simpsons, a show that many of us associate with our…

Come to think of it, the townspeople did look like they had covid era spacing between them. Maybe there had been more shots of crowd rage planned that they just couldn’t film.

Oh, you were totally clear! She did tell a story about their time in Budapest that was pretty cool, but we just ran out of time. Getting Caruso’s perspective of that experience could only enhance things, really.